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   messageicon very surprised at the number of my family members actually willing to admit they are related to me.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 20:04 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you fall in Love with a girl with spakling eyes. Make sure It's not the sun shining through the back of her head
←Rate | 04-16-2011 03:21 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finding the lost TV remote I looked between the bed sheets. Just wish I could find a hot naked women there now and then.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 05:23 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you need a car that dose the parallel parking for you then you should NOT be driving to begin with .
←Rate | 04-10-2011 18:47 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unless you come from a ethnicity with a tribal history. Having a tribal tottoo just helps others point out just how stupid that your are. Yes white college boy I'm talking to you.
←Rate | 04-09-2011 05:36 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quote of the night. "Sex dolls are not meant for speed."
←Rate | 04-07-2011 02:43 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing makes me feel better about myself more than the stupidity of others.
←Rate | 04-02-2011 14:24 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the blue book value on my car just tripled...I filled the gas tank!
←Rate | 03-22-2011 22:18 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon comment "An acute failure of the victim selection process." next time someone post the video of the fat kid body slaming the little bully
←Rate | 03-20-2011 03:28 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the only way to win is not to play the game.
←Rate | 03-18-2011 02:50 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It might be fat Tuesday today, but I'm fat everyday. So what's the big deal.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:55 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not drunk I'm just German
←Rate | 03-07-2011 21:48 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lets just say I like my milk without the chunks. Don't ask me how I know this.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 02:52 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ready to have male pattern baldness become "in style"
←Rate | 03-05-2011 01:34 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has come to the conclusion the more women have seen naked by accident than on purpose.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 20:18 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I die young like in the next few days I blame it on the Girl Scouts and their evil cookies.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 20:17 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out what smoking is good for. Yuppie repellent. I'm now going to invest in a box of cigars.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 02:03 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the guy in the Trojan personal messager commercial is way too happy that his girl friend got 3 of them
←Rate | 02-25-2011 20:15 by ff1241 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Okay I have time to get an hour of sleep before I need to get ready for work. Bed get ready because this needs to be quick but meaningful.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 20:12 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone make an I-phone app that can tell me what my blood alcohol level is. 
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:57 by ff1241 Comments (2)  



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