Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   BAM!!! Another Day Not In The Obits!!!

   My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"…

   I've started a new thing, post your password on my wall in case you forget it!! (Yeah, I got your back :-D)

   I know it's your Birthday and all but the Starbucks Gift Card thing ain't happening...

   Seriously! Just watched a deer look both ways before crossing a road. Isolated incident or beginning of a much welcomed change in behavior?

   Time To Get Star Spangled Hammered

   Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.

   I have reached that point of my day where no more productivity is possible...

   This beer sure tastes like I'm on vacation next week!!!

   Just heard Yoga Pants are being re-designed to be less revealing. I'll be keeping an eye on that.

   Sippin' Grillin' Chillin'... MERICA

   You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post's every day...

   We all spend that extra minute or two brushing on the day of your dentist appointment...

   My wifes husband is a great guy!! Not to mention how cool her kids dad is...

   missing the days when he talked in third person...

   HE HAS RISEN (and before 10 am which is pretty good for me)

   Most popular words spoken by a Pastor today..."Wow ...I haven't seen you since last Easter "

   March Madness??? Heck, I'm Crazy All Year!!!

   I'm so selfish for complaining about being sick with the flu for 5 days now. Just saw Justin Bieber collapsed. Horrifying...

   I swear my wife buys sports bras just to piss me off...