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   messageicon Kindness, compassion, open mindedness, and unconditional love. That's my religion.
←Rate | 06-25-2015 14:44 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die people are going to be like "wait... I thought he already died like a decade ago?"
←Rate | 06-24-2015 13:32 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most interesting thing about me is my lack of interest.
←Rate | 06-21-2015 10:39 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lets not judge a whole race by the actions of one mad man. Race generalization must stop.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 07:45 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've outsourced my LIKES, Birthday wishes and comments on your post and pics to a firm in India. So if Sanjay isn't showing you enough love, please let me know right away.
←Rate | 06-15-2015 09:49 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much for the girlfriend? Sir that's a bottle of Vodka.
←Rate | 06-10-2015 13:35 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blind belief is so often the death of reason.
←Rate | 06-07-2015 03:00 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still think I'm in my 20s sometimes...until I try to do something like I'm in my 20s.
←Rate | 06-06-2015 10:57 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I want to lift my spirits, I use a shot of whiskey.
←Rate | 05-22-2015 12:11 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating something immediately after brushing your teeth must be part of the things you do during recruitment as a terrorist.
←Rate | 05-21-2015 14:13 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is the worst carnival ever. I can't believe they blocked the street off for this. Sir, this is a crime scene.
←Rate | 05-12-2015 13:58 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait, don't go. I can ruin it some more.
←Rate | 05-08-2015 02:07 by Kisstopher707 Comments (1)  


   messageicon shhhhhh..it's really hard to imagine you're someone else when you talk
←Rate | 05-07-2015 14:19 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like my kids don't even believe how cool I was in the 90s.
←Rate | 04-23-2015 14:54 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let anyone use Earth Day as an excuse to peer pressure you into going outside. Your couch and your bed are both located on Earth too.
←Rate | 04-23-2015 14:50 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm living proof that misery actually hates company.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 15:36 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.
←Rate | 03-28-2015 13:06 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive.
←Rate | 03-28-2015 12:43 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "There's strength in numbers" I whisper to my 9th slice of pizza.
←Rate | 03-27-2015 12:10 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If love is a battlefield then I keep dying in basic training.
←Rate | 03-20-2015 12:59 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  



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