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   messageicon Went to Micky D's today and ordered the fish sandwich and for the first time ever the cheese was squarely on the sandwich.....almost brought a tear to my eye.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 14:00 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it's hot when you open your deoderant and it's sweating.
←Rate | 07-10-2012 11:01 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aww Crap, Monday found me again.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 07:43 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon A picnic is a great way to see what all the foods you love would taste like if you added ants.
←Rate | 07-07-2012 18:54 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hot my watermelon melted.
←Rate | 07-06-2012 04:59 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never look for leftover fireworks in your car with a lighter. Good news is I now have a sunroof.
←Rate | 07-05-2012 18:54 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a feeling Thursday the 5th of July is not going to be a very produtive day at work.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 07:33 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice that after you and some friends order a pizza the only conversation you have is "where the hell is the pizza?"
←Rate | 07-02-2012 15:16 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think we should celebrate Canada Day be giving Bieber back.
←Rate | 07-01-2012 21:32 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting a divorce...Now it's Katies turn to jump up and down on Oprah's couch.
←Rate | 06-29-2012 15:07 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're laughing because I'm laughing, but I'm laughing because I farted.
←Rate | 06-29-2012 12:05 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Duct tape: Turning NO!, NO!, NO! into mmm, mmm, mmm.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 22:13 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday, Yay the weekends here...<BLINK> Monday? WTF?
←Rate | 06-18-2012 07:09 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still no Fathers Day card from my kids. Just because they are short, furry and talk funny is no excuse....it's hard being a single father.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 08:13 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got caught talking to myself today, so to avoid embarrassment, I pretended to be a tree until they left.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 12:51 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we can't get weed legalized, we can just start calling it smokable beer.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 07:00 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think before we vote, we should get the politicians drunk. That way they would speak what's REALLY on their minds.
←Rate | 06-10-2012 12:43 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I wouldn't mind being buried alive is if were under a pile of money.
←Rate | 06-10-2012 07:32 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before Facebook and online dating, I seriously don't think I've ever seen a picture of a person in their bathroom.
←Rate | 06-08-2012 21:23 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon The experts says "don't stare directly into the sun during the Venus transit". Do we really need to be told that? Also, during the Venus transit, don't forget to breathe.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 09:22 by K-Mac Comments (0)  




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