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   messageicon Going half way across the state this morning, and you know what that means...this truck is now a rolling karaoke machine.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 11:46 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Try and find me now Sucka!- bread tie
←Rate | 04-24-2012 23:48 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever find out your wiper wash is empty AFTER you have smeared bug guts all over your windshield?
←Rate | 04-24-2012 18:08 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a Truck Driver, let me say after several days of mid 90 degree temps, beaver season is in full swing.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 13:39 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hiding in the restroom at work, just to post this (;
←Rate | 04-19-2012 17:34 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the people on my friends list who have hidden me from their wall, and are unable to see this post.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 14:00 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn Guess it's time to get out of the tub, my phones almost dead.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 01:53 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ****PILOT****
←Rate | 04-16-2012 18:44 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The correct measurement of toilette paper is from the dispenser to the floor for two-ply, and dispenser to the floor with a half turn for single.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 14:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you accidentally like a stranger's picture as you scroll on your smart phone.#stalkerfail
←Rate | 04-15-2012 12:14 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm currently killing a twelve pack, and every squirrel within fifty yards of my porch. Love me some Saturdays.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 19:07 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is the day in some households, that colored eggs get dumped in the trash. Because enough is enough.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 12:28 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The workin man blues, is being wide awake before 5am on your day off.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 08:26 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tweakers tend to use Five Hour Energy's dirty cousin, Five Inch Line Energy.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 15:13 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Safe sex back in my day was not getting caught.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 15:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr. Coffee, Do you even manufacture a coffee pot that doesn't spill when you pour out of it? -Early Riser
←Rate | 04-12-2012 08:19 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you didn't make one corner of an old metal swing set pop up in the backyard, you sucked growing up!
←Rate | 04-11-2012 09:58 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the Athiests that use the Lord's name in vein, make up your mind. Do you believe or not?
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:06 by Goodeolboy Comments (7)  


   messageicon Setting up eggs on the fence and letting the kids shoot at 'em with paintball guns. That's how we do it in the country!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 18:52 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?
←Rate | 04-07-2012 10:45 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  




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