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   messageicon What people call Pharmaceutical doctors, I call legal drug dealers. Medically certified to kill you. *Ask your doctor if this status is right for you*
←Rate | 10-24-2012 16:31 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon What people call it the presidential debate, I call it the world's most expensive puppet show.
←Rate | 10-22-2012 18:27 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how America votes off contestants on Dancing With The Stars....That would be such a great idea on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
←Rate | 10-17-2012 00:52 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Obama was Pepsi and Romney was Coca-Cola, then I would definitely drink water or tea.
←Rate | 10-13-2012 15:32 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Learning is way more than a test score...
←Rate | 10-09-2012 02:10 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man will simply break a woman's heart, but a woman will take a dump in a man's heart and walk away.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 23:24 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon They took cigarette ads of TV because it was bad for our nation's health. Sooo....why can't they do the same for political ads?
←Rate | 10-08-2012 10:27 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon You know what's cheaper than reading a book on a Kindle?......Reading a book.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 06:37 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the absence of peace & love, we teach war & hate as an escape from the problems we are too lazy to solve.
←Rate | 09-04-2012 15:30 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's so cool about taking a picture of a bathroom mirror?
←Rate | 09-02-2012 00:02 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If winning was easy, losers would do it.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 10:55 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Curiousity killed virginity.
←Rate | 08-27-2012 06:04 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll start respecting religion when it starts respecting every human being equally regardless of race, gender, & sexuality.
←Rate | 08-26-2012 01:51 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon If any woman says "I love you" to me for the first time, then I have the right to say "Do you have evidence to support that statement?"
←Rate | 08-21-2012 08:03 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great...now everybody is a damn food photographer. Hope this fad dies out quicker than Planking.
←Rate | 08-20-2012 00:45 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon MAN: "Hi. I'm Bond.....James Bond. What's your name?" WOMAN: "Off.....Fu¢k Off."
←Rate | 08-16-2012 14:45 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think Zelda would be a lot more "appreciative" of Link for saving her. The boy went through like 7 dungeons & caves, at least give him the sex he deserves.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 04:19 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women....why does your purse need a seat of it's own?
←Rate | 08-14-2012 22:31 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?
←Rate | 08-13-2012 12:34 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a married couple stops having sex, at first they complain about it...but after awhile y'all get used to it. She walks out of the shower and you don't even look...because you know there is nothing there for you.
←Rate | 08-12-2012 22:53 by Danmanz Comments (0)  




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