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   messageicon Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."
←Rate | 08-19-2014 06:17 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon SILF - Sorry Liver Its Friday
←Rate | 06-27-2014 07:36 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Anywhere in the word that is UTC-5 or less will get a full moon on Friday, Sept. 13 2019. So the next one isn't 2049..... Just sayin...
←Rate | 06-13-2014 12:48 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.
←Rate | 06-13-2014 07:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yes today is the first full moon on a Friday the 13th in 14 years. The next will be October 13, 2049...blah blah blah #STFU
←Rate | 06-13-2014 01:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon October 13, 2000 was the last full moon on Friday the 13th. The next will be October 13, 2049. Check your facts SULLY.
←Rate | 06-12-2014 15:51 Comments (3)  

   messageicon The weekend is the reason I work Monday-Friday.
←Rate | 05-09-2014 08:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
←Rate | 04-30-2014 14:24 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only kind of meat a priest can eat on Good Friday is Nun.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 03:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Asked coworker what she was going tonight? She replied, drinking. I meant for Good Friday. She said dont worry, I'll pour one out for him.
←Rate | 04-18-2014 09:10 by S Comments (0)  

   messageicon Corporate says we are having a half day at work today for 'April Day'. It's 2014, we can't even say Good Friday anymore? Society.
←Rate | 04-18-2014 09:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dude, it's just another Friday. I would expect the religious ppl to be at work on time as well.
←Rate | 04-17-2014 21:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "If this is Good Friday, I'd hate to se a Bad one!" ...... Jesus
←Rate | 04-17-2014 19:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well
←Rate | 04-17-2014 08:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep. Friday night here I come
←Rate | 03-28-2014 15:24 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watched girls gone wild last night...okay it was store security video during black Friday but still...
←Rate | 03-09-2014 10:10 by howie Comments (0)  

   messageicon X says Well, it's easy to tell I'm single. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...
←Rate | 03-07-2014 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon playing Mario & entering the castle.... of course I got a girl on Friday night....forever alone
←Rate | 03-07-2014 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've been trying and trying yet so far no luck. I can't seem to get MapQuest to pull up a shortcut to Friday.
←Rate | 03-04-2014 13:51 by Sudz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday
←Rate | 02-27-2014 14:23 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

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