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   messageicon Just like a baby I like to drink my dinner from a bottle.
←Rate | 07-03-2011 11:16 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting some cans of gas to make this years homemade fireworks show more entertaining.
←Rate | 07-03-2011 11:16 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently if you have my good looks and go to a nude beach everyone gets jealous and they make you put your clothing back on.
←Rate | 07-03-2011 11:17 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what they say "Home is where you hang your enemies head."
←Rate | 07-04-2011 04:38 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you eat smores with a knife and fork you have no soul.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 17:35 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishing my dog had a snooze button!!
←Rate | 07-07-2011 13:31 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Women are like cell phones, they love to be held, they love to be talked to, but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected,"!
←Rate | 07-14-2011 00:03 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who don't know what they want should not use the drive thru!
←Rate | 07-14-2011 12:47 by ff1241 Comments (1)  


   messageicon You can tell you have been on the road too long when you pull out the key fob that opens up your car doors and keep hitting the button trying to open the front door to the house.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 03:56 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I almost forgot what is was like to have a GF until the gps unit would not STFU when I pulled off the freeway to get more gas in the car.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 04:00 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just an FYI no one wants to date a b1tch even if your good looking.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 04:01 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I have a drinking problem is when I have to close my tab at the end of the night.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 04:02 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or something? I feel like if we give hurricanes ghetto names, people will be more inclined to get away from them. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Shaniqua will rip out your weave if you look at it wrong.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 13:40 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon New game. We go out and get like 20 Tazers and play Tazer tag.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 02:58 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would like like to thank all the women that lowered their standards and went out with me on a date.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 04:10 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life is like this. I need a spoon but the only thing they offer are chopsticks.
←Rate | 09-13-2011 18:21 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The smoke smell you might have been smelling today was from Minnesota Viking fans burning their Brett Farve jerseys.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 00:15 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon as pissed off as being in the express checkout land behind an old laldy, with too many items, using coupons for every item, and with a new clerk calling for a price check.
←Rate | 09-19-2011 02:16 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you wonder why I never seem to get any sleep. Well I never go to bed angry. I stay up and plot my revenge. So ask yourself something, do I hate alot of people or is one person really going to get it. Now your wondering if its you.
←Rate | 09-19-2011 02:39 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫♫♫ If.. yourrrr happy and you know it share you meds. (clap, clap) If your happy and you know it share you meds. (clap, clap) If your happy and you know it then a pi$$ test will clearly show it. If your happy and you know it share you meds. ♫♫â
←Rate | 10-17-2011 01:07 by ff1241 Comments (0)  




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