Friday Funny Status Messages

   Camping out for black friday is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.

   Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.

   now that you spent all your money on Black Friday Now what?

   Black Friday? That's ones of those Ice Cube movies right?

   Where were all the Kwanzaa ads for Black Friday?

   Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!

   Figured It Out Black Friday is Like Child birth,U know Its gonna Be a LONG process,Ur Even excited about it the night B4 It Happens BUT as soon as it starts It Hurts Like Hell,U Wanna Kill Every1,pray that it ends soon & promises to never 2 do it again

   remembers the days when 'Black Friday' was referred to as 'Colored Friday'

   I don't understand some people. It's Black Friday. I just passed a black family at Costco. I shook the father's hand and wished them all a Happy Holiday. The father asked me what's wrong with me.

   usually enjoys Black Friday shopping after he's eaten a heapin' helping of baked beans and broccoli.

   Actually found a way to enjoy Black Friday...baked beans with onions.

   the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday

   Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!

   I hate dealing with the "middle man" so Wednesday, please hurry and go away and let me see your Boss Friday... Thanks!

   #1-900 I used to like to talk to you on late Friday nights when all my friends were out with their girls. Then you went and raise your rates!

   "Hello Wednesday morning....for a moment, I thought you were your friend, Friday! Forgive the disappointed look!"

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   Dear Wednesday, I sincerley hate you. Your nothing compared to Friday !!

   It's FRIDAY!!! CARPE SCROTUM . . . seize the day by the balls!!!

   has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!