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   messageicon End of the world headlines... National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, together again
←Rate | 12-20-2012 19:23 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mayans lol...and to think MTV started "Punked"!!
←Rate | 12-21-2012 09:01 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet the people that really died yesterday got up to Heaven and was like "WTF?? Where in the heII is everybody else"??
←Rate | 12-22-2012 17:52 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Headed out and about shopping, maybe the mall and trying out my new Mistletoe belt buckle!!
←Rate | 12-24-2012 09:53 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK girls...we aren't ignoring you, we are not being disrespectful, we hear the phone ringing, we hear the text notification!! We still love you, thank you for all you do.....So go shopping or get your nails done, go out with the girls or get something wax
←Rate | 12-30-2012 15:53 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to that "Farmer's Dating" website I saw on TV....why do all the women look like sheep??
←Rate | 01-05-2013 20:03 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys, if you are ever watching 'Indecent Proposal' and your wife or girlfriend asks: "Would you let someone sleep with me for $1,000,000?" Just lie!!
←Rate | 01-18-2013 19:04 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use to wonder what'd it be like to read other people's minds....I got Facebook and now I am over it!!
←Rate | 01-29-2013 17:44 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon The bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings must be a 49er fan!! They have added a power button right beside the sprinkler system!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:02 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I hear someone say "Valentimes" I wanna punch them in the throat.....it's an N for No wonder you're alone
←Rate | 02-13-2013 17:26 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a skinny girl always says "I'm fat" do you ever feel like saying you're skinny and you know it but your insecurity is not attractive so a fat girl with confidence makes you look unappealing, so start eating!!
←Rate | 02-24-2013 18:13 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could scroll down my Facebook page and write a country song!!
←Rate | 03-01-2013 19:47 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Britney Griner's collegiate career is over....do you think he will end up with the Heat and Lebron?
←Rate | 03-31-2013 21:12 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bet if a gunman opened fire while Obama was onstage yesterday....he would use them as human shields!! Kinda like he is doing now!!
←Rate | 04-09-2013 07:25 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our kids are losing their imagination....hopefully soon they will have an app for that!!
←Rate | 04-09-2013 20:08 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe if a tree and a woman fall in the woods....the woman still makes the noise!!
←Rate | 06-20-2013 18:19 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a missed call at 3 am and I just now called it back. It was Jake from StateFarm
←Rate | 06-25-2013 11:06 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh it's Cinco de Mayo....that's why I keep seeing cars with 22 people inside back through a red light with a traffic cam, family portraits!!
←Rate | 05-05-2014 16:05 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


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