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   messageicon Florida's Zombie, Florida's Zimmerman, Florida's Laws, and Florida's Heat Team....sounds like Floridans are leading the chart in the Funny
←Rate | 06-01-2012 17:14 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are we running out of chickens to eat? Another student found eating brains and heart cops says!
←Rate | 06-01-2012 20:09 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Best solution against Zombies, is Weed......Light em Up!
←Rate | 06-07-2012 15:06 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before facebook, I use to wait about a week for Walgreens to develop my pictures, to show my friends how good I lok in the Bathroom
←Rate | 06-08-2012 18:27 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when you rearrange "Mother -In-Law" in any language you still get "Women Hitler!"......Got a PuertoRican-Haitian Hitler to deal with
←Rate | 06-08-2012 18:45 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do "lol" goes before or after the sentence??? Everytime I read something funny, I quickly stop laughing out loud cuz I get frustrated
←Rate | 06-08-2012 19:35 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q: What is the standard # of ppl you can have being blocked on FB? I wanna block all my ex(s)!
←Rate | 06-08-2012 19:40 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have a craving for Pringles & Sardines at 3am in the morning..... you just smoked some bad weed, thats all!
←Rate | 06-09-2012 01:01 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Siri's time off the month again....she's acting mad and wont answer anything
←Rate | 06-10-2012 11:56 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I pour some Bacon Flavored Bath Salt water on a Roach to see what happens. Cuz Raid and Pest Control are getting expensive! I
←Rate | 06-15-2012 11:17 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have time to babysit ppl's feelings. Speak up. How I'm suppose to know what's wrong with you?
←Rate | 06-19-2012 15:21 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever typed slower than your mind thinks? Yeah that just happened to me...... It was funny in my head, but when I read it I was like...clearly to much beer!
←Rate | 06-22-2012 00:20 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I have to set my phone on OKC mode this weekend........No Rings!
←Rate | 06-22-2012 00:27 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Breathing hard* Today, I finally ran for 1 mile without stopping. STUPID ice cream man just kept driving even though I waved my money in the air...
←Rate | 06-22-2012 05:46 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I need a girl who I can spend the rest of my whole night with...."
←Rate | 06-29-2012 06:13 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont see what's the big deal about Bath Salt Water... I tried it and nothing happened, but I gotta tell ya..... Everything sure looks like CHICKEN!!!
←Rate | 06-30-2012 03:46 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man, it was so HOT today, Instagram stop working!.....
←Rate | 07-01-2012 03:26 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spooning may lead to Forking
←Rate | 07-03-2012 17:25 by jitney Comments (1)  


   messageicon My sons argue n fight all day n never share. Y'all shared a womb and before that a sack now you can't share a friggin bag of chips ugggghh
←Rate | 07-13-2012 06:48 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to whoever got these gas prices down in July. now lets hit da two dollar mark.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 06:50 by jitney Comments (0)  




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