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   messageicon "When I was a kid, we didn't even HAVE the internet!" is the new "I had to walk to school uphill, BOTH WAYS!"
←Rate | 11-20-2012 06:30 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.
←Rate | 11-23-2012 08:15 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please support our non-profit organization for terminally I'll witnesses and informers, Snitches Get Wishes.
←Rate | 11-26-2012 07:51 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would love to be a fly on the wall at this restaurant because it looks like the flies are having some kind of party on the wall!
←Rate | 11-30-2012 11:34 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to assume these next four weeks are incredibly difficult for anyone whose grandma actually was run over by a reindeer.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 09:57 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what makes me smile? My face muscles.
←Rate | 12-03-2012 06:25 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were a medical examiner, halfway through every autopsy, I would say "Yep, he's definitely dead." Just to lighten the mood.
←Rate | 12-04-2012 06:14 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon You like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain. Thus, this intervention.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 05:58 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon MTV to Ring in New Year With Ke$ha and 'Jersey Shore' Cast. So if the world ends on the 21st, it will at least spare us that.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 06:18 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like how on cop cars, "To protect and serve" is in quotes, like they're being sarcastic.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 06:20 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inventor of the bar code dies at 91. Several burial attempts will be made before a manager is called to enter him into the ground manually.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 06:00 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just spelled "diarrhea" correctly on my first try! I'd be more happy about this if it wasn't for all this diarrhea.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 06:13 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon How the Grinch Stole Christmas is my favorite holiday special about a burglar whose crimes go wholly unpunished.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 06:17 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think this years elections were nasty think of the ones in thirty years when all of the candidates had a Facebook their entire life.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 06:46 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love eavesdropping on people's private conversations. Always hoping I hear something that leads to me foiling a terrorist plot.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 06:56 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Price Is Right losing horn should play every time you think you've found a parking space but it's actually filled by a small car or motorcycle
←Rate | 12-27-2012 07:32 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 10 years I'm opening a lower-back tattoo removal clinic called 'Mom What's That?'
←Rate | 12-28-2012 07:43 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you live by the sword, I guess that's pretty cool. I live by some trees and other houses
←Rate | 12-30-2012 08:19 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. - Dog
←Rate | 12-30-2012 08:25 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was planning on being productive today until I heard Rump Shaker on the radio. Now all I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom zoom-zoom in a boom-boom.
←Rate | 01-04-2013 05:57 by Huck Comments (0)  



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