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   messageicon Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!
←Rate | 02-16-2014 21:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon thats the last time I buy Sushi from the dollar store!
←Rate | 02-17-2014 22:07 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have a drawer by the sink filled with junk. Can you please check your drawer for a Boeing 777
←Rate | 03-16-2014 20:14 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2,4,6,8 Wichita is not a state!
←Rate | 03-21-2014 21:41 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must not be real stupid, television has not made me famous yet!
←Rate | 05-03-2014 13:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me old school, but cigarettes should not have USB ports
←Rate | 05-03-2014 14:56 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon yes I have a dirty mind, and you are in it…
←Rate | 06-18-2014 21:44 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you had to use a treadmill to re charge your cell phone we would all be health nuts!
←Rate | 07-06-2014 22:08 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon my dinner taste like lazyness and the day before payday!
←Rate | 07-10-2014 22:06 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy
←Rate | 08-05-2014 22:19 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Come on ‪#‎Chevy‬ just one commercial break without Kid Rock
←Rate | 08-31-2014 21:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
←Rate | 10-03-2014 21:40 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk
←Rate | 10-15-2014 21:39 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Super creepy Rob Lowe and I are going to kick Rob Lowes ass
←Rate | 10-22-2014 09:29 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Math quiz! If I have 1 boss and she has 4 personalities. How much should I spend on her x-mas present ?
←Rate | 11-16-2014 14:10 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you realize Charles Manson is getting more play than you!
←Rate | 11-17-2014 21:34 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you realize winter is still 5 week away!
←Rate | 11-18-2014 21:09 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon somedays I could do without the life lesson!
←Rate | 12-15-2014 22:24 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon my mature level IS , I still giggle when singing about nuts in christmas carols
←Rate | 12-22-2014 19:54 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you Realize that loud sound in the dryer is your cell phone! DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 01-24-2015 16:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  




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