anonymous Funny Status Messages

   fresh out of batteries but still making noise

   playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

   "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

   purposely pouring water on Gremlins

   out discovering new fears.

   easier to get into than a community college!

   chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.

   colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while

   perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.

   profound as a pronoun that verbs today.

   eating out..at home. ;)

   "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"

   waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho

   in fact the real slim shady

   living on the magic island of awesome

   missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?

   glad he crashed the wedding.

   "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills

   bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time