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   messageicon Sacred cows make the best hamburgers!
←Rate | 04-18-2012 18:33 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best friends in life are those who stand behind you during bad times… To know who our best friends are, just look at your marriage photo album…
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:05 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:07 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mike: My son is very well behaved. Walter: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years??? Mike: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail…
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:10 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Employee: I got to have salary increase. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:12 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon All we need to keep us happy - is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done!!!
←Rate | 04-23-2012 22:10 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption"
←Rate | 05-08-2012 18:25 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Google: Please stop being like my crazy ex-gf. Kindly let me complete my sentence before you start to give me suggestions
←Rate | 05-17-2012 06:54 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon GF: My gynocolagist says I can't have sex for two weeks. BF: What did your dentist say?
←Rate | 05-21-2012 18:21 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A video of humans having sex is pornography. A video of animals having sex is a documentary!!!
←Rate | 05-23-2012 06:46 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Normal people are the crazy psychos who hide it very well!
←Rate | 07-19-2012 07:03 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just to remind you: about 152 Days left to Christmas and 148 until the end of world happens again! Enjoy it!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 06:53 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I'm accurate, what's the name of Justin Bieber's first album?
←Rate | 07-29-2012 08:13 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Origins of World Economic crisis: Too many people buying sh*t they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like...
←Rate | 07-30-2012 21:11 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Prada, Gucci, Burberry, Zegna, Dior, etc… started to make weapons there would be no wars…. No wars at all, cause no one in the third world could afford to start a war! Problem solved!
←Rate | 09-05-2012 06:34 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if the 12/21/12 is the day Winrar trial period ends?
←Rate | 12-18-2012 18:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from CAPITALISM! ***Symptoms: poverty, fear, cultural decay, loss of identity, loss of free speech, violent and revolutionary thoughts
←Rate | 01-31-2013 12:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (2)  


   messageicon LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 06:39 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello Verizon... This is President Obama... I am interested in your share everything plan...
←Rate | 06-06-2013 20:24 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie. Our sizes are; Small, X Small, Anorexic, Bulimic, and Malnourished."
←Rate | 06-18-2013 05:50 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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