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   messageicon I love the looks that can only be shared with you and another customer in a grocery line
←Rate | 11-13-2011 16:50 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best part of living alone...clothing optional
←Rate | 11-13-2011 16:51 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife has been worried about her weight...i told her to keep her chins up...
←Rate | 11-13-2011 20:47 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like nature and opportunities, when booty calls...I answer
←Rate | 11-16-2011 22:22 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thankful that I have a job and can afford a nice Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas...and beer
←Rate | 11-20-2011 14:28 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holy Sh!t...Did Christina Aguilera get stung by a bee or something
←Rate | 11-20-2011 22:06 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't make typos...I make new words
←Rate | 11-20-2011 22:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving facebook emails after a weekend of drinking that says "you have been tagged in a photo"
←Rate | 11-20-2011 22:20 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon God as my witness...I thought Turkeys could fly!!!!
←Rate | 11-24-2011 10:01 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe thats why she didnt win American Idol
←Rate | 11-24-2011 12:35 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon the best revenge is to be happy...or laxitives in brownies, whichever
←Rate | 11-27-2011 22:07 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol: Because no good story ever starts with "So this one time I was eating a salad..."
←Rate | 11-27-2011 22:11 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparantly Friday was National Day of the Ninja. I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life would be so much easier if chocolate was a health food and they allowed drinking at work
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:27 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in suck.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:28 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never had to have the need for mistle toe to get the ladies.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:33 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or does anybody else find it weird that the Mets took out a $40 million dollar loan from Bank of America. Considering that they play at Citi Field????
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:35 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time magazine named "protestors" as people of the year. Here's an idea for the Ass bags at Time. If you want to honor a group of people, how about the members of Seal Team Six!!!!!
←Rate | 12-15-2011 20:46 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a copy of The Christmas Story today...I was surprised they edited the DVD down to 96 minutes...I always enjoyed the 24 hour version of the movie
←Rate | 12-18-2011 12:57 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got my favorite Christmas movie, A Christmas Story, from my in-laws for my birthday. I was shocked that the DVD version is abbreviated to 90 minutes. I always thought it was 24 hours.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 13:04 by migasjoe Comments (0)  




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