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   messageicon "never on schedule, but always on Facebook."
←Rate | 12-22-2011 08:05 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon money is the root of all evil I thought But when I'm broke is usually when I have the evilest thoughts.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 14:22 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2012: get rich or die Mayan!
←Rate | 12-30-2011 14:44 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon froget the world ending in 2012 , my inspection sticker ends in 2012!!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 17:38 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a fresh loaf of bread now I'm ready for my new years toast.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 20:06 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could post the funniest status ever and I'll still get at least one dislike. Hi hater!
←Rate | 01-02-2012 23:32 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies stop wearing them pajama pants and them dirty Uggs!!
←Rate | 01-03-2012 22:26 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between weather and climate? You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 14:07 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know your cooking sucks when you gotta post todays menu on facebook for it to be appreciated.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 18:44 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I only knew one LA Clipper fan before this season and he used to get made fun of everyday for it.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 18:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon after you break down in a car you feel so violated, you don't even want the car no more.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 21:45 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon if you use the word "chillaxin" your automatically a cornball in my book.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 06:32 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im the guys she marrys, your the guy she only loves in a handicapped bathroom.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 00:14 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon party at camp crystal lake tonight all "people I may know" are invited.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 10:16 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
←Rate | 01-14-2012 01:21 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many hood guys not enough good guys..
←Rate | 01-14-2012 23:00 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon its been so windy lately, I think mother nature ate some bad Taco Bell.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 10:30 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon perfume and frustration...smells like you got stood up.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 02:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon preparing for sunshine but expecting rain.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 02:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im not a Giants fan but I pay NY taxes so I can root for them whenever I want.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 07:51 by L Comments (0)  




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