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   messageicon The decoys on 'To Catch A Predator' must have a hard time getting dates.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 12:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When life gives you eggs, turn them into omelets!" is probably a terrible slogan for an abortion clinic.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 12:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those awkward car rides with people you barely know.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 15:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silly hairdresser, always puts my cape on backwards.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 23:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P to the virginitys about to be lost tonight.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 00:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ " make me a Sandwich!" .. Girlfriend : ( -.-) "HELL NO!" ... (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ "THE HELL YOU SAY?!?"
←Rate | 01-02-2012 10:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charles Barkley's head looks like an Angry Bird.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 23:08 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Shoutout to the girls that got that good rooster neck
←Rate | 01-03-2012 21:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chuk Noris knows everything. Except for one thing. And he knows what it is.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 16:26 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon there a way to write a Yelp review for one of my girlfriend's farts?
←Rate | 01-04-2012 21:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just finished washing a load of paper plates if anyone's wondering about my bank account balance.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 21:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon gdfdyddhfjhsglqtpgng MACARENA gfsfjkdhkwgjldhlasgjebhhf MACARENA dhshjfdhjfbfjhgnnnnbbnh MACARENA EEEEEEEEHH MACARENA
←Rate | 01-05-2012 09:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wife doesn't like the term "fingerbang" so I said I wouldn't call it that anymore. Now I say digitblasting, she don't like that either.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 10:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an arab counting down from ten your instincs kick in.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 23:22 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My head says, "go to the gym." But my heart says, "stay on the internet forever and eat!"
←Rate | 01-06-2012 13:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're fat and you are sitting down, there's a 100% chance your crack is showing.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 13:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys with great penmanship probably jack-off to other men with that fancy writing hand of theirs.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 18:23 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My goal on Saturday is to spend the maximum amount of time being horizontal as possible.
←Rate | 01-07-2012 13:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mustaches are just wings for your nose
←Rate | 01-08-2012 00:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hoes Love buying Sharpies so they can draw on their eyebrows like this (^_^) (~_~) (`_`) ("_") (-_-) (/_\) (-_=) (~_^) (-_~) (*_~)
←Rate | 01-08-2012 15:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


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