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   messageicon Women go shopping at the mall, Men go shopping on Facebook.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 04:17 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have a drinking problem; people without arms have a drinking problem.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 05:29 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know, if on a full moon if you light a candle and say the name of someone you love 3 times, you'll look stupid doing that?
←Rate | 01-08-2012 05:30 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep your woman close and your cell phone closer!
←Rate | 01-10-2012 07:26 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend in need is a friend who's going straight to voicemail.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 07:42 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're not an alcoholic; you're a soberphobic.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 13:16 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
←Rate | 01-11-2012 23:27 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laughter is the best medicine. But laugh for no reason and you need medicine.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 02:58 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon A gynaecologist is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 06:11 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google+ is like Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense. It doesn't know it's dead yet.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 14:19 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I get angry, I calm myself down by repeating these 5 words over and over again, “Bartender, Give Me A Double”
←Rate | 01-13-2012 01:40 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone told you how fuckalicious you look today?
←Rate | 01-13-2012 01:44 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girl plays with your mind. A woman explores it.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 09:47 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon For 20 yrs Jay-Z referred to other men's daughters as b!tches & hoes then decides his own daughter Princess Baby Jesus is exempt from the game!
←Rate | 01-14-2012 02:47 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Golf is like sex. If you're playing somewhere classy, wash your balls first.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 13:05 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ghetto word of the day: COLOGNE. Usage: "You think you cologne me a dollar or two?"
←Rate | 01-14-2012 13:20 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Er, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little bit faster or buy a damn belt.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 13:56 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon The three magic words EVERY woman loves to hear, “You were right.”
←Rate | 01-17-2012 14:06 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a bit of advice: advi
←Rate | 01-18-2012 12:04 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Wikipedia is in blackout today, in protest of online anti-piracy laws, can anyone tell me where the G-Spot is?
←Rate | 01-18-2012 12:36 by Czovczov Comments (0)  




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