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   messageicon In the rest of World When The boy meets the father its a Nice warm Welcome. In the south, The dad comes out with a gun and says boy you better treat my daughter right.(:
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:13 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best feeling i've ever had is making someone laugh after crying
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People always mean 50% of what they say when they are joking. "You are 200% idiot!" Don't get angry, I was joking!
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am a member of the C.S.I cant stand idiots
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Beautiful women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer'
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:46 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Everything happens for a reason. It's just that it's always too late when we find out.
←Rate | 08-26-2010 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hoping the hurricane washes up jersey shore!
←Rate | 09-01-2010 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop.
←Rate | 09-06-2010 23:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i didn't really change.. I just got tired of pretending..
←Rate | 09-06-2010 23:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn't work out before, what makes you think it would this time?
←Rate | 09-17-2010 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love don't cost a thing." Except a lot of tears, a broken heart, and wasted years.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 23:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 00:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't even spell.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK Girls sorry to say this but Sometimes your knight in shining armor Guy is actually a dumb ass in aluminum foil.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon its better to lose a lover then to love a loser
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do not be sad if people preferred another one on you .. It's hard to convince the monkey that strawberries sweeter than bananas
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:10 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stay strong; the best things in life are worth fighting for.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon to all you women out there...slow down on the make up...nuttin worse than falling asleep next to a"beauty" and waking up next to a "beast"
←Rate | 10-02-2010 23:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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