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   messageicon Camping out for black friday is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 20:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 08:05 by Miss B Haven Comments (0)  

   messageicon now that you spent all your money on Black Friday Now what?
←Rate | 11-25-2010 22:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday? That's ones of those Ice Cube movies right?
←Rate | 11-25-2010 22:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Where were all the Kwanzaa ads for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 04:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!
←Rate | 11-26-2010 05:19 by Jeff W Comments (0)  

   messageicon Figured It Out Black Friday is Like Child birth,U know Its gonna Be a LONG process,Ur Even excited about it the night B4 It Happens BUT as soon as it starts It Hurts Like Hell,U Wanna Kill Every1,pray that it ends soon & promises to never 2 do it again
←Rate | 11-26-2010 10:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon remembers the days when 'Black Friday' was referred to as 'Colored Friday'
←Rate | 11-26-2010 11:15 by levon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't understand some people. It's Black Friday. I just passed a black family at Costco. I shook the father's hand and wished them all a Happy Holiday. The father asked me what's wrong with me.
←Rate | 11-26-2010 13:21 by RedDog58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon usually enjoys Black Friday shopping after he's eaten a heapin' helping of baked beans and broccoli.
←Rate | 11-26-2010 16:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Actually found a way to enjoy Black Friday...baked beans with onions.
←Rate | 11-27-2010 02:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday
←Rate | 11-27-2010 18:50 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  

   messageicon Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!
←Rate | 11-28-2010 13:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate dealing with the "middle man" so Wednesday, please hurry and go away and let me see your Boss Friday... Thanks!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon #1-900 I used to like to talk to you on late Friday nights when all my friends were out with their girls. Then you went and raise your rates!
←Rate | 12-09-2010 09:36 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hello Wednesday morning....for a moment, I thought you were your friend, Friday! Forgive the disappointed look!"
←Rate | 12-15-2010 08:54 by Maureen Comments (0)  

   messageicon now taking reservations for midnight kisses on Friday night. Sign up below.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 11:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Wednesday, I sincerley hate you. Your nothing compared to Friday !!
←Rate | 01-19-2011 07:57 Comments (3)  

   messageicon It's FRIDAY!!! CARPE SCROTUM . . . seize the day by the balls!!!
←Rate | 01-21-2011 14:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!
←Rate | 01-28-2011 22:09 Comments (0)  

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