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   messageicon Was thinking of buy my boyfriend a bunkbed so I could be on top more often
←Rate | 01-03-2013 07:11 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon More often than not sadly... The three phases of love: 1.XOXO 2. XXX 3.EX
←Rate | 11-16-2013 14:16 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon the secret to my success was knowing who to blame for my failures...
←Rate | 06-21-2013 15:25 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Significant others are like linoleum floors... Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
←Rate | 04-14-2013 08:52 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not mooing you.. I'm turning the other cheek
←Rate | 03-05-2013 06:34 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a room is spinning, it doesn't mean the world revolves around you... you may have just had too much to drink....
←Rate | 11-11-2013 21:57 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have issues... I have an entire subcription... jest sayin
←Rate | 02-07-2013 16:14 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon In other news… Elon musk is now going to also buy McDonald’s so he can fix all the ice cream machines
←Rate | 04-28-2022 10:38 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when TV shows say "Adult Content" but then don't show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after the kids... jest sayin
←Rate | 11-01-2022 11:49 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to the person Who is the first to say they’re going home and breaks the seal for the rest of the guests to be like “Gyess we will head out also” Jest sayin
←Rate | 07-03-2022 08:44 by Yoda Comments (0)  



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