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   messageicon NFL announces no more goal dunking allowed. Oakland Raiders reply with a public statement: "No effect on us."
←Rate | 03-26-2014 14:49 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon confused...the system admin told me to 'have a little patients.' Does this mean I need to become a pediatrician?
←Rate | 05-03-2010 13:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching today the bare-knuckled, bruising clash between competitors vying to win recognition for their national pride. Then President Obama dismissed the Healthcare summit and I watched the Olympics.
←Rate | 02-25-2010 21:42 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy that President Obama recently visited India. Maybe now we can start sending jobs in Congress offshore.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 09:49 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon letdown. Crop circles just don't have the same mystique in backyard grass. (mood: disappointed)
←Rate | 04-10-2010 22:17 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon once watched a movie for 30 minutes waiting for a commercial so he could grab a snack -- then remembered it was a DVD.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 23:04 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting ready for May 21st (this Friday) which is Talk Like Yoda Day...practicing we should be, hmm?
←Rate | 05-18-2010 10:04 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were at a Beatles tribute concert and you fell and hurt yourself, what would you yell?
←Rate | 02-19-2014 08:27 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Kasem found safe today in Washington state. Overheard nearby: "And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids."
←Rate | 05-15-2014 21:31 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hawaiian Airlines is now offering cheaper flights to Honolulu, with only a single stop to change wheel wells at San Jose.
←Rate | 04-27-2014 22:53 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what Hugo Chavez is thinking right about now.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 09:05 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to point out that it's not my fault that I never could learn to accept responsibility.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 11:02 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in: North Korea has sent a fax to threaten Seoul 'mercilessly without notice.' Bet Seoul is really scared -- back in 1982.
←Rate | 12-20-2013 10:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure what this might mean, but you can re-arrange the letters in Happy New Year to spell Wary Ye Happen.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 17:39 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes the Hide button so much that he is now working on one for the laundry.
←Rate | 12-06-2010 07:14 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon In every crowd there's that guy that used to work in an Inspirational Poster factory.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 16:33 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon nervous about tax day, April 15. I plan to call the toll-free IRS Taxpayer Assistance Helpline and listen to the busy signal until I feel better.
←Rate | 04-11-2010 23:40 by markf | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembering all those flashbacks from before
←Rate | 06-27-2012 15:56 by markf Comments (0)  


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