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   messageicon I think the best way to fight insomnia is redecorate my bedroom to look like Ms. Stewart's 10th grade math class
←Rate | 02-23-2018 15:53 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if when geriatrics Roger Daltry and Pete Townshend sing, "Who are you?" it has a whole different meaning now.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 13:05 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's funny that Evolutionists believe enough million monkeys will eventually type out a literary work. Facebook has proven this wrong.
←Rate | 02-15-2010 19:37 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if a butterflies wish they could get a tattoo of a woman on their shoulder.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 09:02 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to point out that real men don't sparkle.
←Rate | 12-06-2010 06:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon dreaming of a 'backcolor=#FFFFFF' Christmas.
←Rate | 12-15-2010 08:05 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Obama could help solve the Toyota crisis by raising the federal speed limit to 120 mph
←Rate | 02-04-2010 16:26 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were at a Beatles tribute concert and you fell and hurt yourself, what would you yell?
←Rate | 02-19-2014 08:27 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon NFL announces no more goal dunking allowed. Oakland Raiders reply with a public statement: "No effect on us."
←Rate | 03-26-2014 14:49 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night my refrigerator opened my bedroom door, walked in and stood there and stared at me for a few minuntes, then left and closed the door
←Rate | 01-28-2018 21:00 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon confused...the system admin told me to 'have a little patients.' Does this mean I need to become a pediatrician?
←Rate | 05-03-2010 13:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching today the bare-knuckled, bruising clash between competitors vying to win recognition for their national pride. Then President Obama dismissed the Healthcare summit and I watched the Olympics.
←Rate | 02-25-2010 21:42 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon If David Letterman moves to Canada, does he have to change his last name?
←Rate | 02-07-2018 09:06 by markf Comments (1)  


   messageicon happy that President Obama recently visited India. Maybe now we can start sending jobs in Congress offshore.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 09:49 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon letdown. Crop circles just don't have the same mystique in backyard grass. (mood: disappointed)
←Rate | 04-10-2010 22:17 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon once watched a movie for 30 minutes waiting for a commercial so he could grab a snack -- then remembered it was a DVD.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 23:04 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting ready for May 21st (this Friday) which is Talk Like Yoda Day...practicing we should be, hmm?
←Rate | 05-18-2010 10:04 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of paying $49 for this new toy for my son's Christmas present is knowing how happy some other kid will be in 3 months when we donate it to a thrift store
←Rate | 12-16-2017 07:39 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Kasem found safe today in Washington state. Overheard nearby: "And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids."
←Rate | 05-15-2014 21:31 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hawaiian Airlines is now offering cheaper flights to Honolulu, with only a single stop to change wheel wells at San Jose.
←Rate | 04-27-2014 22:53 by markf Comments (0)  



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