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   messageicon i've been looking for the key to happiness....apparently it isnt on my keyboard or my phone
←Rate | 02-11-2013 00:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if prison is "behind bars" , why don't people cal l the warden the "bar tender" ?
←Rate | 07-31-2018 12:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
←Rate | 04-07-2013 10:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought about being a gynecologist...i hear there's plenty of openings
←Rate | 01-13-2012 04:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon now when you go to a restaurant & say "im so hungry I could eat a horse" it might actually be on the menu
←Rate | 12-02-2011 19:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hope Boeing makes Romney a special plane with his windows that go down....its gonna be the short plane
←Rate | 09-26-2012 19:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cerebrospinal fluid (facebook asks what's on my mind)
←Rate | 09-08-2012 17:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with
←Rate | 01-11-2013 15:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon doc told me to walk around the block everyday. I'm gonna set a lego in the floor & be back in 5 seconds
←Rate | 01-12-2011 00:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon for Lent I'm giving up relationships...oh, nevermind, they gave up on me already
←Rate | 03-07-2014 20:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a parent should never name the kid "Lana"...just in case the kid becomes dyslexic
←Rate | 02-01-2012 03:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a friend's kid accidentally stuck their cat in the dryer. my friend was all sad about it so I sung the sad song....soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.....the song didn't help at all
←Rate | 03-09-2014 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm thinking of becoming a gynecologist....i hear there's plenty of openings
←Rate | 02-16-2012 23:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know gas prices are high when they stop the NASCAR race & are waiting for the price to go down before they restart the race
←Rate | 02-28-2012 16:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if people are trying to bring you down it only means you are above them
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can call me "Han" cause I've been solo for so long now
←Rate | 05-04-2014 16:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it ironic that Valentines Day is abbreviated as VD
←Rate | 02-11-2016 15:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put the Nicoderm patch on my exhaust pipe & it still smokes. I don't think those work as good as they claim
←Rate | 03-15-2018 08:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon friends are like boobs...some are real, some are fake...sometimes its hard to tell the real ones from the fake ones
←Rate | 12-22-2010 01:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the boss keeps talking about a company 401 k ..... I don't think I can run that far
←Rate | 03-30-2015 22:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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