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   messageicon Wish they had a NuvaRing that would fit in a woman's mouth!! Then we could take it out when we wanted to talk!!
←Rate | 12-04-2011 20:10 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell me how a 74 year old man has an opportunity to fly a plane in the crowd at an air show in Reno Nevada when the Dr's took away my grandfather's license away just for falling asleep several times at the wheel on I-81??
←Rate | 09-18-2011 14:47 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of my friends just called me and said his internet was not working...I told him to reset his router and he said "I can't, it's in my neighbors house" LOL
←Rate | 04-17-2012 14:06 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell we're in a depression and poor cuz everyone's Verizon ringtone is that d@mn Mozart classical song.....
←Rate | 08-17-2012 18:24 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon You mat say one you go black you can't come back...but if you stick with good credit you won't regret it!!
←Rate | 07-05-2012 16:29 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright ladies that b!tch and moan about men all the time....Either find a girlfriend or STFU and join in the game!! You're either with us or against us!!
←Rate | 07-25-2011 21:16 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rory's got a Tiger on his ass and he lookin like a Wildebeest!!
←Rate | 04-10-2011 16:04 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon NO....Anthony Weiner did not tweet a pic of his weiner....he forward one of Clinton's from Monica's view!!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:28 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do you ladies feel it necessary to manipulate a man to get what you want?? Well, lol...we buy you a drink cuz we think your thirsty!!
←Rate | 09-16-2011 08:21 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon OH Muh GAH....that d@mn commercial has got me in it's clutches!! I go around singing "I GOT 2 TICKETS TO PARADISE....."
←Rate | 09-26-2012 00:44 by urboyblue Comments (1)  


   messageicon Without Adele...this would be the worst Grammy's ever lol kinda like the Super Bowl Commercials this year without Clint Eastwood!!
←Rate | 02-12-2012 23:19 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't give a crap...I am voting for Romney just cuz Paul Ryan looks like "Doug" from The Hangover!!
←Rate | 09-04-2012 21:12 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it be cool to have that magical magic marker for people that stores have for money?? Yanno, to see if they're real!!
←Rate | 05-03-2012 17:54 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon End of the world headlines... National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, together again
←Rate | 12-20-2012 19:23 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would suck if the world ended tomorrow simply because Jersey Shore's last episode is tonight!! No more Snookie!!
←Rate | 12-20-2012 18:05 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Headed out and about shopping, maybe the mall and trying out my new Mistletoe belt buckle!!
←Rate | 12-24-2012 09:53 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fire up the bong...Michael Phelps won GOLD!! 19 Medals, 15 of'em GOLD!!
←Rate | 08-01-2012 01:39 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did not know Osama Bin Laden's son plays for the Oklahoma City Thunder!!
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:42 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


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