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kinda pissed off right now! going to put on red polo and walk around target and vent!
somedays my inner child kinda runs the place
i am taking the pit bull and the points in the puppy bowl
How the heck are eggs full of cholesterol but chickens aren't?
Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!
has no problem GETTING it together, I just can't KEEP it together
"I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."
maybe I will knock one out before sportscenter
Today is going to be a non-labor day
I THINK 50 shades of grey is our weather forecast!!!!
i knew The Kardashians.we going to screw us up. look what it did too Bruce!!! freaking 0.j.
no really what are reindeer games ?
FREEBIRD! (When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)
I must not be real stupid, television has not made me famous yet!
i am going antiquing! at my age that means I am looking for chicks
i have a bad moisture-induced glitter clump problem!
We all have a drawer by the sink filled with junk. Can you please check your drawer for a Boeing 777
My credit score looks like the speed limit!
i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!
Bed good outside bad!
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