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   messageicon Only a few things Reeses cups will not fix!
←Rate | 07-16-2013 20:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon kinda pissed off right now! going to put on red polo and walk around target and vent!
←Rate | 12-18-2012 14:40 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon somedays my inner child kinda runs the place
←Rate | 12-23-2015 20:00 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon How the heck are eggs full of cholesterol but chickens aren't?
←Rate | 02-05-2014 17:59 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am taking the pit bull and the points in the puppy bowl
←Rate | 02-03-2016 20:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon has no problem GETTING it together, I just can't KEEP it together
←Rate | 01-24-2012 02:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."
←Rate | 01-14-2012 12:18 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe I will knock one out before sportscenter
←Rate | 06-25-2013 19:32 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i knew The Kardashians.we going to screw us up. look what it did too Bruce!!! freaking 0.j.
←Rate | 01-31-2015 21:50 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon no really what are reindeer games ?
←Rate | 11-26-2015 20:46 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon FREEBIRD! (When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)
←Rate | 01-20-2012 01:51 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have a bad moisture-induced glitter clump problem!
←Rate | 09-10-2013 21:22 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am going antiquing! at my age that means I am looking for chicks
←Rate | 11-17-2013 15:26 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must not be real stupid, television has not made me famous yet!
←Rate | 05-03-2014 13:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have a drawer by the sink filled with junk. Can you please check your drawer for a Boeing 777
←Rate | 03-16-2014 20:14 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon My credit score looks like the speed limit!
←Rate | 12-05-2013 21:16 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!
←Rate | 01-31-2015 22:16 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I THINK 50 shades of grey is our weather forecast!!!!
←Rate | 01-16-2016 13:30 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bed good outside bad!
←Rate | 11-26-2012 08:12 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is going to be a non-labor day
←Rate | 09-02-2013 11:04 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  



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