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   messageicon I feel a spree coming on... Now its up to you.... Shopping or Killing?
←Rate | 07-13-2013 15:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna come over and watch porn on my 72 inch flat screen mirror?
←Rate | 08-24-2013 22:15 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop saying that I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where the Liquor store is....
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:53 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm running out of reasons not to stab you.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:54 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best engine in the world is the Vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating and it takes any size piston. It changes it's own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental.
←Rate | 11-18-2013 03:05 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm only stalking you cause I know you have an extra burger in that Mcdonalds bag.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 15:18 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon laughing because I just pictured you naked!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 03:55 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon i cant stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking the coffee then I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words putting into sentence doings.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 08:15 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg!
←Rate | 10-07-2012 23:13 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's sick joke that companies are selling calendars for 2013. Anything to make a buck.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 23:52 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone walked up to me today and handed me a bible. So I flipped it open and autographed it. As I handed it back to the lady (who looked very confused), I smiled and said.. "It's always nice to meet a fan!"
←Rate | 05-15-2013 06:39 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon the center of a doughnut is completly fat free!
←Rate | 08-17-2013 14:37 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if he is actually attractive and girls are just afraid to talk to him?
←Rate | 10-09-2012 04:58 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep the planet clean. Its not Uranus
←Rate | 06-14-2013 03:38 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does your family have a history of stupidity or is it just you?
←Rate | 06-19-2013 13:46 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime I see someone wearing camo, I run right into them. The I apologize profusely, claiming that I "didn't see them"
←Rate | 10-17-2014 04:11 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish Taylor Swift would write a song called "Maybe I'm the Problem"
←Rate | 01-18-2013 04:51 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone deserves to be treated equally. It doesnt matter if your gay or black or a woman or normal.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 01:49 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, I have a girlfriend. Oh...wait, No...thats a fridge. I have a Fridge.
←Rate | 07-27-2013 16:33 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were dying of thirst in the desert, I wouldn't let you drink my urine.
←Rate | 11-03-2012 19:33 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  



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