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   messageicon Wanna come over and watch porn on my 72 inch flat screen mirror?
←Rate | 08-24-2013 22:15 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop saying that I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where the Liquor store is....
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:53 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm running out of reasons not to stab you.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:54 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm only stalking you cause I know you have an extra burger in that Mcdonalds bag.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 15:18 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon laughing because I just pictured you naked!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 03:55 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon i cant stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking the coffee then I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words putting into sentence doings.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 08:15 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg!
←Rate | 10-07-2012 23:13 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone walked up to me today and handed me a bible. So I flipped it open and autographed it. As I handed it back to the lady (who looked very confused), I smiled and said.. "It's always nice to meet a fan!"
←Rate | 05-15-2013 06:39 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's sick joke that companies are selling calendars for 2013. Anything to make a buck.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 23:52 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon the center of a doughnut is completly fat free!
←Rate | 08-17-2013 14:37 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if he is actually attractive and girls are just afraid to talk to him?
←Rate | 10-09-2012 04:58 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep the planet clean. Its not Uranus
←Rate | 06-14-2013 03:38 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does your family have a history of stupidity or is it just you?
←Rate | 06-19-2013 13:46 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime I see someone wearing camo, I run right into them. The I apologize profusely, claiming that I "didn't see them"
←Rate | 10-17-2014 04:11 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish Taylor Swift would write a song called "Maybe I'm the Problem"
←Rate | 01-18-2013 04:51 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone deserves to be treated equally. It doesnt matter if your gay or black or a woman or normal.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 01:49 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, I have a girlfriend. Oh...wait, No...thats a fridge. I have a Fridge.
←Rate | 07-27-2013 16:33 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were dying of thirst in the desert, I wouldn't let you drink my urine.
←Rate | 11-03-2012 19:33 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Oh No!" "I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there are doctors everywhere!"
←Rate | 05-30-2013 05:04 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS!! Hillary will not be running for Prez in 2016 due to the brain tumor found during her recent colonoscopy!
←Rate | 06-22-2013 19:00 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  




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