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   messageicon OR you could go for the gay approach...."One man's junk is another man's treasure"
←Rate | 10-21-2011 11:37 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend said to quit hitting him. I told him those were fighting words!
←Rate | 10-16-2011 18:26 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!
←Rate | 06-12-2012 15:16 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor is always talking about the paranormal. Wonder what she will have to say when she finds out I put Mentos in the bird feeder and Diet Coke in the bird bath.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 22:24 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like a dirty NASCAR driver removing the restrictor plate on my shower head!
←Rate | 05-06-2011 22:52 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son asked me why Piggly Wiggly sells bacon. He said, "Isn't that like them selling their soul?"
←Rate | 08-12-2011 13:24 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just treated my nostrils to a Brazilian!!
←Rate | 06-02-2012 17:17 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amazing how you can be first and everything and then last and nothing.....all with a blink of an eye..I hate video games!!
←Rate | 03-02-2013 23:16 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last women I hooked up with at the retirement home told me, "If you break it you buy it"! You know what that hip replacement cost me
←Rate | 10-31-2011 01:24 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Step one: Cut a hole in the box!"
←Rate | 06-15-2012 00:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to stop eating rotisserie chicken. It is making me feel dizzy!
←Rate | 09-29-2011 11:48 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it is funny as hell. Then again I love my own brand of comedy!!
←Rate | 11-14-2010 19:27 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I make, picking up my dry cleaning, look like a drug deal. That way people always wonder what I am laundering!
←Rate | 12-03-2010 06:08 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder what events al-Qaeda will be participating in.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 22:10 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So when I pump gas, has my truck pumped all the other vehicles that this nozzle has pumped?
←Rate | 04-12-2014 00:23 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am 100% certain that Band Camp enrollment went up by a third after the movie American Pie! Thanks Stiffler!!
←Rate | 12-28-2010 23:10 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if birds have a national MAYDAY sytem in place when they know their going to crash?!?!
←Rate | 09-30-2010 08:06 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to be a class act......or clown,as my 7th grade teacher would tell my parents!!
←Rate | 09-27-2013 08:13 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gave my deaf friend an I-Pod for X-mas hoping he would re-gift it back to me.
←Rate | 05-28-2011 16:39 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When are these Olympic nuts gonna get it? Hot chicks, in bikinis, jumping on trampolines. The perfect opening ceremony. It can be applied to half time shows too.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 21:17 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  



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