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   messageicon The international symbol for marriage is a white flag.
←Rate | 04-22-2010 15:42 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon IHOP is like Walmart but with pancakes.
←Rate | 12-04-2011 20:32 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
←Rate | 06-05-2010 12:54 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:14 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1.Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
←Rate | 05-11-2010 16:49 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 11:25 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little.
←Rate | 06-22-2012 11:11 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Used to have a life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!
←Rate | 06-03-2010 19:48 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: This just in from the newsdesk.....Most women are comlplicated.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 17:14 by CJ Comments (2)  


   messageicon The future isn't what it used to be...
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:10 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 12:01 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beauty is only a light switch away.
←Rate | 06-05-2010 12:49 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life:)
←Rate | 05-18-2012 17:57 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 23:16 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:41 by cj Comments (4)  


   messageicon Well well well Mr. Sun, It's about time your lazy a$$ showed up for work!!
←Rate | 07-01-2011 14:39 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
←Rate | 06-02-2010 15:41 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 11:28 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:24 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to Walmart because Target requires a shower.
←Rate | 08-13-2011 13:34 by CJ Comments (0)  



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