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   messageicon not on speaking terms with his liver
←Rate | 04-14-2009 09:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon informing you that 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout Jump!!
←Rate | 04-22-2009 10:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would have brought sexy back but I lost the receipt
←Rate | 03-10-2009 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon pities the fool
←Rate | 10-29-2008 16:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't believe its not butter!
←Rate | 10-09-2008 22:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon now understands, the reason he cant find his car keys is because he doesnt have a car.
←Rate | 03-21-2009 08:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in court her imaginary friend filed a restraining order against her
←Rate | 03-19-2009 09:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon normal..it's everyone else that's weird.
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon cool like the other side of the pillow
←Rate | 03-08-2009 23:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be
←Rate | 04-27-2009 09:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)
←Rate | 02-09-2008 08:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "sniffing glue, going to the zoo, gonna free all the kangaroos. Suck it Dr. Seuss!"
←Rate | 03-10-2008 09:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon applied for job at AIG, I heard they get paid!
←Rate | 03-17-2009 23:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering when will he ever learn the answer to lifes problems arent at the bottom of a bottle, theyre on facebook!!!!!
←Rate | 04-01-2009 22:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not FDA approved yet
←Rate | 04-01-2009 23:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!
←Rate | 04-26-2009 09:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would give her right arm to be ambidextrous
←Rate | 04-05-2009 20:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon back..by popular demand!
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon somewhere over the rainbow
←Rate | 02-23-2009 11:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the person your mom warned you about!
←Rate | 04-21-2009 01:41 Comments (0)  


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