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   messageicon What does a fat musIim say? ALLAH SNACKBAR!
←Rate | 04-25-2013 14:28 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Muhammad Ali vs. Michael J. Fox - The Quickest Game of Jenga Ever
←Rate | 06-02-2011 10:55 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Knock Knock! .... "Who's there" . . . .Not the Malaysian airplane pilot
←Rate | 03-19-2014 15:03 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon As long as I work with somebody named Mike, Wednesdays will never be boring.
←Rate | 09-25-2013 15:13 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon peeled so many labels off of beer bottles, he'll be able to wallpaper the room that he'd eventually have sex in with them
←Rate | 10-05-2009 15:44 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just found a whisker in my general tso chicken
←Rate | 06-26-2013 14:52 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever think that English is not a shtty language, just remember that read and lead rhyme, and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead
←Rate | 06-20-2014 16:41 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders what would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
←Rate | 08-17-2011 09:06 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't get why everyone blames the craziness on the "full moon".. the moon is ALWAYS there, you just dont see it all the time
←Rate | 08-24-2010 16:12 by Yaj Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm not hungover, I'm just tired from a long night of drinking
←Rate | 02-03-2012 09:21 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony wants to be out of jail by Halloween, so she can dress up as a woman who didn't kill her baby
←Rate | 07-08-2011 08:57 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon you should Y0u.Tube "warriors of goja", sit back, and enjoy.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 16:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Combined "no problem" and "your welcome" to an upset customer ... its not good saying "your problem" at the end of a phone call .. whoops
←Rate | 08-18-2011 07:40 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon in bed by 9, and home by 11..
←Rate | 02-22-2010 12:23 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks people with parkinsons just have a good song stuck in their head
←Rate | 11-24-2010 09:09 by Yaj Comments (3)  


   messageicon "The term CRACKER offendes me" - nobody.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 15:08 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Eating habits? You wanna know my eating habits? Well everytime I have to take a sh!t it's an emergency, hows that?"
←Rate | 01-18-2010 14:14 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 16:51 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon When looking up Gary Oldman on Google make sure you don't leave out the 'R'..
←Rate | 04-11-2012 13:20 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walking thru a spider web instantly turns you into a ninja
←Rate | 04-19-2011 07:51 by Yaj Comments (0)  


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