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   messageicon Origins of World Economic crisis: Too many people buying sh*t they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like...
←Rate | 07-30-2012 21:11 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pro-choice on every social issue...Simply because it is none of my business how others choose to live their lives. We're only responsible on decisions we make.
←Rate | 01-08-2014 19:15 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some women should realize that they've lost the moon while trying to count the stars…
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:21 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:07 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog
←Rate | 04-18-2012 18:32 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear FB Friend #253. If you have a problem with me for “being politically incorrect and insensitive to other people's feelings”, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, then type it, put it in an envelope, fold it , stamp it and shove it up your
←Rate | 03-29-2012 17:51 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hard to believe I once had a phone ATTACHED TO A WALL. It did not have Bluetooth, you could not take selfies on it or send any text messages... Even worse! When it rang I'd pick it up WITHOUT KNOWING WHO WAS CALLING. Amazing I'm still alive!
←Rate | 03-18-2016 06:13 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Arab neighbor shaking a carpet from a 6th floor balcony... I called him out: "What’s up Ahmed, won't it start?" ‪#‎JeSuisCharlie‬
←Rate | 01-13-2015 05:31 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a date tonight...with my bed. We're totally gonna sleep together.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 10:45 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I'm accurate, what's the name of Justin Bieber's first album?
←Rate | 07-29-2012 08:13 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst sanction on Vladimer Putin from USA: if we send Justin Bieber to Russia!
←Rate | 07-11-2014 10:22 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sacred cows make the best hamburgers!
←Rate | 04-18-2012 18:33 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t trust people who smile at 8AM on Mondays…
←Rate | 10-25-2013 16:20 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to tell if a girl is right for you? Text her and say: “Hey I lost my cell phone… Can you call it???” If she calls, move on…
←Rate | 02-20-2012 10:34 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption"
←Rate | 05-08-2012 18:25 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a girl stabs you with a knife on the first date… How many days should you wait to ask her out again???
←Rate | 02-09-2012 22:32 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If two Chocolate bars are stuck together it counts as one - so shut up please!
←Rate | 01-18-2015 06:32 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon If your girlfriend sees you blow drying pen*s and asks “what are you doing???” Never!!! Never ever tell her - "heating your dinner honey!!!"
←Rate | 03-07-2012 18:26 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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