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   messageicon selfies are so last year, this year it's othies
←Rate | 02-06-2015 23:04 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your so beautiful I can see you in 3D, yep thats my room number
←Rate | 03-05-2012 19:20 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just won the lotto but can't find my ticket
←Rate | 04-07-2012 00:17 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a kid I was always wearing shoes too big and didn’t know why until one day I remembered my childhood and my dad saying - walk a mile in mine.
←Rate | 04-14-2019 11:22 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow I guess David didn't beat Goliath, Tim Tebow did... what a game.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 01:19 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got back from a third world country - I got my box full of Seattle Seahawks 49th Superbowl champions shirt suckers...
←Rate | 02-04-2015 19:12 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, tell them I'm outstanding
←Rate | 07-11-2012 15:30 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to a movie tonight with 18 blonds!!! they said because 18 and under was not allowed
←Rate | 07-08-2011 02:44 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone gave me a million dollars to lose weight for one of those weight loss programs I would too
←Rate | 01-20-2018 12:39 by Smeebert Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why am I sleeping on the couch? well lets put it this way she caught me talking on the phone last night and it was not Jake from State farm
←Rate | 09-11-2020 01:52 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some things need no improving, three stooges for instsn
←Rate | 01-05-2016 10:41 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon She will always remember this as the day she almost caught captain Jack Sparrow
←Rate | 06-02-2022 09:01 by Smeebert Comments (0)  



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