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   messageicon "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
←Rate | 03-23-2010 20:11 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents call it "talking back" we call it explaining.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 12:57 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will you be mine? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no. ;)
←Rate | 04-12-2012 15:13 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a girl walks into a typical club, she mentally prepares to be hit on by everything with a penis.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 22:53 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:04 by Seddy90 Comments (2)  


   messageicon C.L.A.S.S. -Come Late And Start Socializing
←Rate | 02-16-2011 10:44 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't believe I forgot my wife was on her period. Boy is my face red.
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:00 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever hear stories of people you have never seen before and you create an image of what they look like and when you finally see them you kind of get disappointed or weirded out that they don't look like what you imagined?
←Rate | 04-06-2010 16:01 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so unreliable that I'm thinking about dressing up as a calculator for Halloween just so my friends can finally count on me.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 08:41 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes Mom, I can watch TV and be on the computer.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 15:25 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Just Drove Like Six Miles With My Left Turn Signal On...Yep I'm Officially Old!  ☹
←Rate | 04-13-2011 10:52 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 18:52 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S.I.N.G.L.E = Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday
←Rate | 03-04-2011 08:32 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Babe is it in?" "Yeah" "Is it hurting?" "Uh-huuh" "Let me put it in slowly" "It still hurts!" "Ok let's try another shoe size"
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:24 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:49 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Ladies, Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes... Sincerely Gentlemen!
←Rate | 01-29-2011 09:37 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do a pizza delivery guy and male gynecologist have in common? They can SMELL it, but they can't EAT it lol
←Rate | 02-04-2011 19:17 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She would rather have a best friend for a lifetime, then a boyfriend for a week...
←Rate | 01-29-2011 09:43 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S(he) (is) Br(ok)en.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 09:35 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if you always wonder why people in cartoons never change their clothes.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 07:28 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  



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