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   messageicon I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....
←Rate | 12-25-2009 00:38 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I Feel No Matter What.... The Girlfriend Is Always Right Products
←Rate | 03-24-2010 18:12 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Premature Ejaculation ads make car rides awkward.....
←Rate | 04-28-2010 17:10 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its fun to see blue water turn green after I pee in it...see kids, science is fun...
←Rate | 04-14-2010 12:28 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.....
←Rate | 04-21-2010 17:15 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon "mmhmm" is equal to "yea yea I still dnt believe ur ass" .......
←Rate | 04-05-2010 18:57 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon For English: Press 1, Para Espanol: Move to mexico...
←Rate | 03-18-2010 13:03 by Samir Momin Comments (4)  


   messageicon I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumba$$!
←Rate | 03-30-2010 16:15 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Period pains? Try having a b0ner in jeans....
←Rate | 03-24-2010 18:20 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon What do you call a black man flyin a plane???? A pilot you RACI$T !!!!
←Rate | 04-23-2010 14:24 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass
←Rate | 03-30-2010 16:14 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then they proceed to tell you why it isn't.
←Rate | 04-29-2010 14:29 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon FAT CHICKS ARE LIKE MOPEDS, THERE ARE FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOUR FRIENDS CATCH YOU RIDIN ONE.....
←Rate | 03-03-2010 22:19 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
←Rate | 04-07-2010 12:14 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon more excited than a baby in a titty bar....!
←Rate | 04-03-2010 10:00 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman???? Because you have to hollow the head out.....
←Rate | 04-14-2010 10:45 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?
←Rate | 04-07-2010 17:15 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd never tell anyone to go to hell, but I might suggest a Carnival Cruise....
←Rate | 03-19-2013 17:55 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
←Rate | 06-10-2010 12:05 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead......
←Rate | 03-18-2010 12:41 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  



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