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   messageicon when you're stressed, you eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts.
←Rate | 04-30-2013 15:30 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon had an affair with a teacher once. Made sweet music in the band room, poetry during English class and you don't even want to know what we did in the multipurpose room.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 13:57 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon goes to strip clubs for the wings, used to read playboy for the articles and checks out your pictures because you have great taste in clothes.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 15:04 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to arrive fashionably late to parties until he realized it didn't matter because the party only starts when he arrives.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 13:14 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon a great way to get over someone: plan ahead. Make a list of their faults so if you breakup you can console yourself with their many weaknesses.
←Rate | 12-13-2012 16:10 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon nature runs a restaurant called Karma. It's a place where there is no need to place any order. You are automatically served what you deserve.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 15:31 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon has discovered that telling a girl you don't have any sores isn't the best way to get her to kiss you.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 16:40 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon hasn't done laundry in 5 months and isn't wearing any underwear right now, just a big sock. and I do mean a BIG sock.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 12:58 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Garbage men are the least respected civil servants. They work just as hard as firemen and cops, but no one ever calls them heroes. Probably because they smell like used tampons and old Chinese food.
←Rate | 06-30-2013 14:12 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon After spending the night with a stripper named KARMA last night, the phrase "Karma is coming for you" took on a whole new meaning!
←Rate | 07-23-2013 15:19 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't wear a yellow hat when he goes to the zoo because he doesn't want any of the monkeys following him home.
←Rate | 07-02-2013 19:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon it is so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
←Rate | 02-12-2013 16:05 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:33 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't seem to find East Virgina on any of the maps he is looking at
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:33 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon avoids going to museums for fear he will get stuck overnight when everything comes alive.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 12:47 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would go play on the playground, but doesn't have anyone to push him on the swings or sit on the see saw with
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:12 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 17:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (1)  


   messageicon believes hunting is totally wrong unless you are hunting cougars.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 16:41 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon didn't take sex ed growing up and had to figure things out on his own ...with a can of Crisco and a shot glass. That's the natural way!
←Rate | 01-07-2013 15:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon sprung after seeing a girl walk in with an itty bitty waist and put a round thing in his face.
←Rate | 04-25-2013 18:55 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  



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