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   messageicon A Real Man doesn't love a million girls, he loves a billion.
←Rate | 10-24-2011 21:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe Lebron left his talents in South Beach.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 21:29 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starting the year off right!! Fried chicken, French fries more fried chicken and a fried gym membership.
←Rate | 01-05-2014 20:15 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Layaway season is back! Yessssssss!
←Rate | 10-27-2011 11:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you use the word "chillaxin" your automatically a cornball in my book.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 06:32 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the NBA players really were a union they'd start there own league.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 20:08 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon The girl is mine, Life's a b*tch so the whole world is mine.
←Rate | 07-11-2010 11:24 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Miami Heat Fan: "You wait, you watch and see next season we're gonna do this we're gonna do that" ...... Still Waiting lmao! Clevelands just as good without Lebron
←Rate | 11-12-2010 08:29 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon your shoes so cheap, you click'em three times and you end up in a crackhouse
←Rate | 08-25-2011 00:14 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hang on sugar.... Daddys got a sweet tooth tongiht!!!
←Rate | 10-24-2011 22:07 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought a Birthday cake. It's not my Birthday, I just wanted cake.
←Rate | 04-20-2013 10:56 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon It don't matter if I'm single, complicated, engaged, married or divorced. My friends always like my status!
←Rate | 11-28-2011 17:11 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon stop chasing girls chase money cause when you got money they chase you....and I'm slow they always catch me :)
←Rate | 07-16-2011 11:34 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if they have a pill for premature procrastination
←Rate | 12-03-2010 20:37 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Glasses and Bangs.......I just got the 2011 Memo
←Rate | 01-27-2011 11:08 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked my mom what she wants for Mothersday smh she never changes she said "for you to eat your vegetables"
←Rate | 05-13-2012 12:12 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon A little slower please, pedestrian crossing the street. I don't really like making the green light anyway.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 16:23 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait, I'm still looking for a duck to give ('-' ) (._. ) ( ._. ) ( '-' ) ( ._.) ( '-') ... Damn, looks like I can't find it ¯\(ツ)/¯
←Rate | 01-30-2012 11:49 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon make sure your wearing Deodorant when you reaching for the stars.
←Rate | 08-31-2010 18:31 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 01:03 by L Comments (0)  



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