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   messageicon Call me insensitive but I'm going ahead and declaring Art Modell's passing as the Browns first win this season. 1-0 baby!
←Rate | 09-07-2012 02:02 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus: "Spare the lives of the over 30,000 children due to die from starvation today or help Tebow log a symbolic 316 yards against the Steelers? Hmmm..."
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:08 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's doctor advised her to eat better, excercise more and quit drinking. Incidentally, X has out lived her last three doctor's that suggested the same thing.
←Rate | 02-11-2010 17:56 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"
←Rate | 03-11-2011 11:15 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, I just txt'd my mom that the baby might have a black eye tomorrow. Her response? "What does the other baby look like?"
←Rate | 03-07-2011 20:26 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not even a gun range has enough good guys with a gun to stop one bad guy with a gun!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 17:00 by Hot Tea Comments (2)  


   messageicon changed the title of today from: Bill Paying Day to Check Writing Day. Yes, I am writing checks...but the bills are not necessarily gonna get paid. We'll see who posts them at the bank faster! Moooowahahahahaha
←Rate | 03-03-2010 18:15 by Hot Tea Comments (1)  


   messageicon When you say Jesus backwards it sounds just like "sausage."
←Rate | 04-20-2012 18:36 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know the over under on people getting trampled to death at the Great Wal-Mart of China next week?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 08:13 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon It turns out Muse is more than Musicians United for Safe Energy. It's an okay band too!
←Rate | 02-13-2013 01:23 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas is so cheap now that Porter Ranch is giving it away!
←Rate | 01-21-2016 12:11 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


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