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   messageicon 2 large ships stuck in ice during Antarctic summer. One of them an icebreaker. Al Gore could not be reached for comment.
←Rate | 12-28-2013 18:32 by gil Comments (1)  


   messageicon "I'd like to thank my celebrity life-coaches Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Nicholas Cage, Wesley Snipes, & Nick Nolte for the overwhelming positive effect they've had on my recent life."
←Rate | 08-05-2011 12:08 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon PBS = Pedophile Broadcasting System
←Rate | 11-13-2012 18:13 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I know why NASCAR fans don't watch the Olympics....Watching swimming is 10X slower than running and 1000X slower than automobile racing.
←Rate | 08-09-2016 18:50 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Andrew Breitbart..... Ccaine overdose or heart attack hours before releasing Obama college partying video tapes.....yea right! BS
←Rate | 03-02-2012 17:12 by GIL Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ultimate goal in life is to someday sing 800-CASH-NOW in a JD Wentworth commercial.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 13:54 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friends call me "Cruiser", because I like fast cars, fast women.....and the back seat of police cars.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 15:42 by GIL Comments (0)  


   messageicon France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:10 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon 90% of the prison poulation believes in God. 90% of The Academy of Sciences are atheists. Personally, I'd rather have the guy in the white lab coat as a bunk mate
←Rate | 04-21-2011 21:56 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon When is a good time to mention St Patrick wasn't Irish, he was the son of slave-owning Roman nobility born in England and his color wasn't green, it was blue? Not today then?
←Rate | 03-17-2013 14:54 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your chances of becoming an Olympic Athlete are less than 1 in 10,000. Think about that for just a second. All Olympians should be proud of just having the opportunity to participate.
←Rate | 08-12-2012 08:56 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon more kisses begin with Budweiser or good weed than Kay
←Rate | 04-23-2011 20:44 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder Woman an icon representing male objectification or female empowerment?
←Rate | 07-01-2017 23:35 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Has Tim Tebow been signed yet?" - Robert Kraft
←Rate | 05-12-2015 15:37 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Herman Cain justifying being accused of sexually assaulting 4 women is like a drunk defnding 4 DUIs
←Rate | 11-09-2011 11:31 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure when Charlie Sheen said he had "Tiger Blood" in him, he was referring to the golfer, not the animal. duh!..Winner!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 04:54 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Easter Bunny just left me a bunch of tiny brown chocolate eggs. Can't wait to eat them. Yummy!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:14 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is International Women's day AND ALSO Fat Tuesday.. Coincidence??...I think not
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:10 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hey Andrew Breibart.... Wecome to the club!" - Vince Foster
←Rate | 03-01-2012 18:46 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon In response to recent rape allegations, TV Land has pulled all episodes of the Cosby Show off the air. My life is ruined.
←Rate | 11-23-2014 18:57 by Gil Comments (0)  



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