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   messageicon I plan on getting "sidewalk nap" drunk tonight.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 02:40 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
←Rate | 03-29-2012 14:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If judging others is a sin, Santa must be going to hell.
←Rate | 12-24-2011 20:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so....there
←Rate | 07-13-2012 23:29 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.
←Rate | 02-24-2012 12:46 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like this gun is magic.
←Rate | 09-21-2012 11:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else thinks their ringtone is the best, but when you're in public and it rings, it's the most embarrassing moment of your life?
←Rate | 12-08-2011 11:13 by fadolo Comments (2)  


   messageicon Fact: rihanna's face is 74% forehead
←Rate | 04-10-2012 09:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White parents say, "Good morning, time for school" ...Black parents say, Getcha azz up, don't miss that bus
←Rate | 12-16-2011 19:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
←Rate | 07-16-2013 16:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
←Rate | 02-10-2012 14:21 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus had a snuggie first
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some Where In The Ghetto there's a girl using her EBT card like it's a VISA. "What you mean it declined, try that shhit again".
←Rate | 03-24-2012 22:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 16:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the apocalypse comes soy sauce & ketchup packets WILL be our currency. Otherwise I've been collecting these for nothing
←Rate | 10-27-2013 14:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My goal on Saturday is to spend the maximum amount of time being horizontal as possible.
←Rate | 01-07-2012 13:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at let's get divorced.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 01:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon How are we suppose to have flying cars if we can't even get AM radio without static?
←Rate | 12-23-2011 11:37 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those awkward car rides with people you barely know.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 15:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 11:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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