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   messageicon a parent should never name the kid "Lana"...just in case the kid becomes dyslexic
←Rate | 02-01-2012 03:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a friend's kid accidentally stuck their cat in the dryer. my friend was all sad about it so I sung the sad song....soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.....the song didn't help at all
←Rate | 03-09-2014 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm thinking of becoming a gynecologist....i hear there's plenty of openings
←Rate | 02-16-2012 23:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know gas prices are high when they stop the NASCAR race & are waiting for the price to go down before they restart the race
←Rate | 02-28-2012 16:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if people are trying to bring you down it only means you are above them
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it ironic that Valentines Day is abbreviated as VD
←Rate | 02-11-2016 15:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can call me "Han" cause I've been solo for so long now
←Rate | 05-04-2014 16:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon friends are like boobs...some are real, some are fake...sometimes its hard to tell the real ones from the fake ones
←Rate | 12-22-2010 01:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the boss keeps talking about a company 401 k ..... I don't think I can run that far
←Rate | 03-30-2015 22:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Steve jobs invented the MAC computer, does that make him the original "Mac Daddy"?
←Rate | 11-15-2012 00:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon in England, "pounds" are money....im not fat, I'm rich
←Rate | 09-25-2013 21:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the song "100 bottles of beer on the wall"...most not be much alcohol in them if you can keep track of 100 beers you've drank
←Rate | 07-02-2012 23:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i keep getting all these popups...if this lasts 4 hours, I'm gonna have to visit WebMD
←Rate | 02-23-2013 02:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if i'm not funny, amusing, or entertaining in any way there is no refund
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon an earthquake on valentines night....somewhere someone thinks they were great in bed to their lover for a perfect ending on the holiday
←Rate | 02-14-2014 23:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget senior discounts..Oj can get free stuff just buy saying something like "I'd kill to have some coffee right now"
←Rate | 07-25-2017 21:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pro tip....today invest in buying Energizer & Duracell stocks
←Rate | 02-14-2017 00:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon where's the CTRL, ALT and DELETE buttons on life?
←Rate | 04-14-2016 01:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ego boost: put a bumper sticker on the car that says "honk if I'm sexy" & then drive very slow
←Rate | 12-09-2012 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single Awareness Day ..... it's a S.A.D. day
←Rate | 02-15-2015 10:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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