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   messageicon A drunk man speaks what a sober man thinks.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 09:59 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes Google/Gmail, I know already! Enough with the reduced privacy policy reminders. You want to make it easier for the government to track us. Yeah yeah I get it!!
←Rate | 02-07-2012 14:43 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the lives of our grandchildren and great grandchildren, OUR iphone and ipad will be THEIR rotary phone and notepad.
←Rate | 05-06-2010 17:34 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may be old a hell when Playstation 9 comes out around the year 2072, but I'll feel like a kid when I get my hands on it.
←Rate | 05-06-2010 17:34 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon TSA = Touchy Squeezy Abusers
←Rate | 07-11-2012 07:31 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you decide to dress up as Lance Armstrong for this Halloween, just remember to give all the candy back at the end of the night.
←Rate | 10-31-2012 00:48 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever wonder what the person on the other side of the mirror is wondering about you?
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:29 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon come on now, you think Elin (Tiger's wife) would really walk away from all that money... She's not that crazy.
←Rate | 03-18-2010 14:38 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear BP, ....Lower your gas prices a good amount and we'll call it even.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 01:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies are forever saying "all men are dogs", but what they fail to realize is that dogs are loyal as fu¢k if you treat them right.
←Rate | 03-22-2015 23:43 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know its sad when your mother is on facebook and guys younger than you are poking her.
←Rate | 01-22-2010 17:01 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house
←Rate | 01-24-2012 17:29 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chocolate contains 'phenylethylamine'. That's the same natural chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. And you wonder why women like chocolate.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 01:27 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon why kiss....when you can tell her lips a secret.
←Rate | 04-14-2010 21:35 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excellent! My prediction of the millions of "Merry Christmas" status updates is coming along perfectly. Now all I need is a million "Happy New Years" status updates and my goals of knowing the obvious will be complete.
←Rate | 12-25-2011 04:27 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The "problems" in your life can't be that bad if you can update a facebook status... How bad can life be if you have internet access or a cell phone with a data plan.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 03:40 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon sorry 2009 but I'm going to have to file a restraining order on you. You're going to have to stay at least 365 days away from me. You caused to many problems.
←Rate | 12-18-2009 09:22 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE
←Rate | 07-09-2012 19:51 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teeth are always in style!
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The WIFE and her husband's CREDIT CARD....The True Marriage.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 23:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  



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