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X says Dear Customers, Yes, we are making fun of you in Vietnamese. Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies!!

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X says I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-13-2011 11:29 by CJ Comments (0)

X says My blood type is Dutch Bros.

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-13-2011 11:29 by CJ Comments (0)

X says Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the Husband, sharks for the husbands mother.

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-17-2011 11:04 by CJ Comments (0)

X says If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a$$!!

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-01-2011 17:59 by CJ Comments (0)

X says I bet Bin laden now reqrets letting his Facebook "Check In" at his current location

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-02-2011 11:39 by CJ Comments (0)

X says A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart.

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-06-2011 13:56 by CJ Comments (0)

X says Hey, to any friend that has has ever helped me out THANKS, I'm sure I've told you before but I have just been thinking about all that other have done for me and I really appreciate it !!!! THANK YOU !!!

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-11-2011 14:46 by CJ Comments (0)

X says A positive to being overweight: you fill the bathtub up real quick, and save money on your water bill.

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-27-2011 11:06 by CJ Comments (0)

X says Well well well Mr. Sun, It's about time your lazy a$$ showed up for work!!

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-01-2011 14:39 by CJ Comments (0)

X says A*s....its the theme of the day! I feel like it, look like it, hopefully don't smell like it and probably am one!

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-03-2011 12:42 by CJ Comments (0)

X says Today........"WORK" is a 4 letter word!!

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-08-2011 16:10 by CJ Comments (2)

X says Excuses are like backsides. Everybody's got one and they all stink.

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-13-2011 14:52 by CJ Comments (0)

X says I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay, the mice throw themselves on the traps.

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X says Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-20-2011 11:28 by CJ Comments (0)

X says Some people make me understand why monkeys throw their poo.

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-21-2011 11:07 by CJ Comments (0)

X says Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-25-2011 11:15 by CJ Comments (0)

X says My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-01-2011 11:14 by CJ Comments (0)

X says Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-01-2011 11:37 by CJ Comments (0)

X says I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning but now how it applies to me.

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-02-2011 12:29 by CJ Comments (0)