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X says Dear Customers, Yes, we are making fun of you in Vietnamese. Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies!!
X says I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
X says My blood type is Dutch Bros.
X says Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the Husband, sharks for the husbands mother.
X says If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a$$!!
X says I bet Bin laden now reqrets letting his Facebook "Check In" at his current location
X says A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart.
X says Hey, to any friend that has has ever helped me out THANKS, I'm sure I've told you before but I have just been thinking about all that other have done for me and I really appreciate it !!!! THANK YOU !!!
X says A positive to being overweight: you fill the bathtub up real quick, and save money on your water bill.
X says Well well well Mr. Sun, It's about time your lazy a$$ showed up for work!!
X says A*s....its the theme of the day! I feel like it, look like it, hopefully don't smell like it and probably am one!
X says Today........"WORK" is a 4 letter word!!
X says Excuses are like backsides. Everybody's got one and they all stink.
X says I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay, the mice throw themselves on the traps.
X says Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.
X says Some people make me understand why monkeys throw their poo.
X says Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
X says My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
X says Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
X says I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning but now how it applies to me.