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   messageicon Must be nice living in never neverland, maybe I'll come visit you when I need a break from reality!
←Rate | 01-11-2010 18:11 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol your like my abusive boyfriend, no matter how bad you kick my ass, I always go back to you the next day:)
←Rate | 01-20-2010 18:39 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are both your parents retarded? Because you seem very special?
←Rate | 03-20-2010 15:21 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what comes out when you vomit in a brita filter
←Rate | 09-11-2011 19:14 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was given 4 E's and LSD last night… Such an awful start to a game of scrabble.
←Rate | 05-01-2010 00:06 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon aim for the moon, if you miss youll be among the stars"..then pressure & lack of o2 will make your as@hole explode out of your nostrils.
←Rate | 11-06-2010 20:34 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it!
←Rate | 04-11-2010 23:05 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom used to say I'm wasting my life playing video games. Then I thought "no sweat, I've got 2 more lives."
←Rate | 08-15-2010 16:08 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon Wanna know why god invented the womens belly button? So you have a place to put your gum on the way down!
←Rate | 09-27-2010 12:22 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to church does not make you religious anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:27 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon says Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back!
←Rate | 12-20-2009 19:54 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excellent time to become a missing person.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:43 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't spell "culture" without "cult".
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:44 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:45 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Skirt, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your ass!!
←Rate | 06-06-2010 21:43 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon Don't follow my footsteps I run into walls!
←Rate | 01-24-2010 18:27 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon says 'gardening' is what it's called when adults want to play in the dirt!
←Rate | 05-19-2010 16:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!!
←Rate | 08-07-2010 17:52 by ANGELA Comments (0)  




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