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   messageicon Chuch Norris once round house kicked a guy in the head so fast that his foot travled back in time and hit Amelia airheart in the face causing her to crash, and that's why they never found her
←Rate | 01-20-2010 18:45 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Must be nice living in never neverland, maybe I'll come visit you when I need a break from reality!
←Rate | 01-11-2010 18:11 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol your like my abusive boyfriend, no matter how bad you kick my ass, I always go back to you the next day:)
←Rate | 01-20-2010 18:39 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are both your parents retarded? Because you seem very special?
←Rate | 03-20-2010 15:21 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what comes out when you vomit in a brita filter
←Rate | 09-11-2011 19:14 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was given 4 E's and LSD last night… Such an awful start to a game of scrabble.
←Rate | 05-01-2010 00:06 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon aim for the moon, if you miss youll be among the stars"..then pressure & lack of o2 will make your as@hole explode out of your nostrils.
←Rate | 11-06-2010 20:34 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it!
←Rate | 04-11-2010 23:05 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom used to say I'm wasting my life playing video games. Then I thought "no sweat, I've got 2 more lives."
←Rate | 08-15-2010 16:08 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon Wanna know why god invented the womens belly button? So you have a place to put your gum on the way down!
←Rate | 09-27-2010 12:22 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to church does not make you religious anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:27 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon says Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back!
←Rate | 12-20-2009 19:54 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excellent time to become a missing person.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:43 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't spell "culture" without "cult".
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:44 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:45 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Skirt, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your ass!!
←Rate | 06-06-2010 21:43 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon Don't follow my footsteps I run into walls!
←Rate | 01-24-2010 18:27 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon says 'gardening' is what it's called when adults want to play in the dirt!
←Rate | 05-19-2010 16:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  



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