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Ahh Easter Sunday, when catholics actually go to church then pretend all year they are religious..
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04-24-2011 17:09 by Bob
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I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today
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04-24-2011 16:46 by @wayne
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Your mother sat on my glasses and broke them, I guess it's partially my fault, I should of took them off my face first.
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04-24-2011 16:45
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Would go play on the playground, but doesn't have anyone to push him on the swings or sit on the see saw with
his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him
Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life
for some people religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks.
almost drowned in the shower yesterday, so today I have my life jacket and the voices and I have rehearsed what to do in case of an emergency
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04-24-2011 15:12 by THECHAD
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silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.
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04-24-2011 15:09
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If I ever wake up in a room with a bunch of people and a tape recorder that says, "Hello, I want to play a game", I'm gonna be pissed!!!
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04-24-2011 14:49 by hovo
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Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?
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04-24-2011 14:35 by IanR
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Happy first Sunday following the full moon that occurs on or following the Vernal Equinox!
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04-24-2011 14:25 by Hot Tea
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OMG! Jesus is back! .... Hide the eggs!
She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized.
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.
We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?