Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Like a good neighbor state farm is there... With Osama bin laden.... Bam headshot. Thats how we found him

   When will FOX realize that they are the only squares who spell it "Usama"..

   The Brits are gonna be pissed, we just out did the Royal Wedding!

   I hope all of Osama's 72 virgins look and sound like Justin Bieber!!

   I bet Bin laden now reqrets letting his Facebook "Check In" at his current location

   if Osama really did believe that he was getting all those virgin's after death,.. umm.. then why the f*ck was he hiding for ten years?"

   I Propose Osama Be Buried Under The White House Lawn And A Memorial Stating That If You Mess With The Best You Die Like The Rest!

   He was suckled by hyenas and had only cobras for playmates and now he's in hell. Let's pose his bullet-holed head for a round-the-world-see-we-really-did-it photo op and get busy with the real business of America - planning our summer vacations!

   osama is dead now the remaining is justin beiber

   R.I.P. Osama Bin Laden - World Hide and Seek champion 2001-2011.

   Bush paid 3.5 million to piss on his face

   To all you Pro Obama people praising him for this deed.. I don't remeber Usama being anywhere near the Whitehouse when killed. That is where Obama was sleeping while this mission took place. It has also been said that the intel leading to his whereabouts

   Bin Ladens last words " hey your Chuck Nor_____"

   Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time. Of all time!!

   Osama Bin Laden- World Hide and Seek Champion ( 2001-2011)

   At least he saw the royal wedding...

   What was the last thing to go throught Osama bin Laden's mind? An American Bullet!

   So much for President Obama's peace prize. Do you think they'll make him give the million back?

   People are starting to question where you were born, Mr. President...we need something to distract them. How about killing off Bin Laden?

   Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time! OF ALL TIME!!