Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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yo mama's so old she has an autographed copy of The Holly Bible.
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08-30-2011 01:28
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I met a girl the other day. She said it's a must for her mate to be into the arts. I told her I am very much into the arts... the art of beer drinking, the art of watching football, and the art of long walks on the beach after anal.
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09-04-2011 09:56
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this one time I was in a bush, and this squirrel was like hey, and I was like hey you can't talk to me your a squirrel and he was like yea I know lmao
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06-12-2011 21:40 by miz
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Do anti- Christian bashers use the internet slang "WTF"?
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12-17-2013 22:07
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KIϟϟ+ACϟDC=greatest bands of all time
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05-30-2010 23:14
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President Obama just stepped out of the White House on this Presidents Day and seen his shadow. Looks like we're in for another year of bullshit....
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06-30-2015 13:11 by Rick
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Remember, if you don't sin Jesus died for nothing
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07-13-2011 12:28 by MNMs
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USA lost many lives on 9-11-01 and Japan lost many lives on 3-10-11. Add the dates together and you get 12-21-12.
Meh,,, I guess I'm not against Hillary Clinton taking a drug test?... I'm MORE concerned about the GOP taking a drug test for allowing Donald Trump to be the nominee.
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10-23-2016 13:02 by snotty
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if a fat girl falls in the forest and nobody is there to see it ...... do the trees laugh?
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07-21-2010 04:15
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Wow. The Republican Party can't even attract a female hurricane.
find the gay person: ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ can't do it can you? it's cause their humans too.. stop hating, you look pathetic
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10-16-2011 15:43
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I don't deliver to Trailer Parks. If your house is on wheels, you must have done something wrong. - SANTA CLAUS
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11-14-2011 14:18
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The 5th of May. It's the only day Californians don't wake up to the sound of leaf blowers. 23 hours ago Comment Like
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05-05-2012 09:36
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Feel bad for blind people. I mean, seriously, how do you know when to stop wiping?
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01-30-2012 21:55
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Tump haters are haters of all true Americans. Elitist, cosmopolitan, pompous jerks. Get a job and get a life.
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08-14-2017 17:54
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Hillary correctly predicted the rise of white supremacy under Donald Trump. Just saying....
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08-15-2017 09:55 by TEX.
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Kid: How come dinosaurs are extinct? Me: Because Noah put two gay dinosaurs on his ark.
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04-25-2015 13:35
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars.Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
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07-09-2011 22:27 by Bear
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Fighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.