Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Dont ask me to follow you on Twitter if you aren't going anywhere.
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05-15-2011 14:14
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thinks going to Target is like going to Wal Mart, only you feel alot better about yourself inside a Target!!
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05-15-2011 12:51 by CB
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Folgers coffee ads are ALL WRONG! The best part of waking up is being able roll over and go back to sleep.
Sometimes I open the fridge and stare at the contents for no reason at all, just like I do with Facebook.
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05-15-2011 12:41
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i wonder if Rebecca Black was singing Friday while she was getting boinked.
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05-15-2011 10:40
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I Guess We All Kno what seat Rebecca Black finally Chose The Backseat Fun Fun Fun Fun
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05-15-2011 10:17 by vampb1tch
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Today I ate a salad and got a ton of sleep. I don't think my body is used to either and may possibly be rejecting both.
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05-15-2011 09:16
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some say that Justin Bieber is the father of Rebecca Blacks baby....but its not true...There is no way 1 girl can impregnate another
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05-15-2011 08:52
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the comfort I get from bringing my own pillow on the plane doesn't quite outweigh the shame of carrying my own pillow thru the airport
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05-15-2011 08:44
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It's called BE-YOU-tiful, not BE-FAKE-tiful...
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05-15-2011 08:20
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wondering if Saddam ever said to Osama 'What you need to do is employ people who look exactly like you so they can be found instead.'
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05-15-2011 07:57
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Wonderbra: So named because once you get it off her, you wonder where the boobs went.
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05-15-2011 07:21
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if you have time to update your status as "very busy", then you obviously exaggerated.
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05-15-2011 07:17
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if you post that you are sleeping, you are clearly a liar.
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05-15-2011 07:15
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Its hard to work when the theme song to the Gummi Bears cartoon is running through your head
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05-15-2011 05:47 by flinnie
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wonderbra was designed by Harry Houdini
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05-15-2011 05:03 by mdu
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The awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself..!!
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05-15-2011 04:30
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Everyone has their obsession, consuming thoughts,consuming time
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05-15-2011 03:48 by T-rex
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Who can really hear themselves thinking?
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05-15-2011 03:45 by T-rex
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What others perceive,what others think,what does that has to do with you? World's a game,why you should be playing by their rules
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05-15-2011 03:34 by T
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