Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
Page: 4789 of 6369
I wonder if Stevie Wonder knows he's black?
←Rate |
11-28-2011 13:06 by BAD GUY
Comments (0)
Dear Facebook: You keep offering up people for me to "friend", but then you get all concerned and ask me how I know them. You can't be the pimp and the cop!
←Rate |
12-04-2011 14:29 by Stinky
Comments (0)
Claiming my heart back, wrapping it up in aluminum foil and putting it back in the freezer. You dig?
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch,,,,,,,,,NAMES
Wanna hear a joke? WNBA
←Rate |
06-13-2012 22:39 by Fuggu!
Comments (0)
hates facebook! you ever go to click on someones name in chat n they log off.
←Rate |
06-17-2010 19:05 by L
Comments (0)
People spend their entire lives waiting for their ship to arrive, not realizing that they are in fact standing in an airport
←Rate |
12-26-2010 21:45
Comments (0)
wondering what idiot put a silent "t" in the word "listen"?
←Rate |
01-22-2011 21:12
Comments (0)
Heroine killed the curiosity cat.....
←Rate |
11-25-2010 08:01
Comments (0)
just watched World Cup Highlights of all the goals scored. That's 43 seconds of my life I will never get back!
←Rate |
06-25-2010 11:33 by Dan H.
Comments (0)
I bet you're one of those people who take speed limit signs seriously.
once read a book about anti-gravity. I just couldn't put it down.
←Rate |
07-20-2010 22:13 by kittykat
Comments (0)
We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!
←Rate |
08-13-2010 17:22
Comments (0)
....Nick Cannon still mum on Mariah pregnancy. They're obviously waiting to make sure she doesn't have a bigger miscarriage than “Glitter.”
Life aint nothing but a hide and go seek with death!!
←Rate |
11-10-2009 21:23 by Supanova
Comments (0)
The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli...
←Rate |
12-24-2009 23:41
Comments (0)
My neighbor's kids are named Maximus and Commodus. Either the couple is Greek, or they smoke ALOT of Crack.
←Rate |
01-16-2010 13:24
Comments (0)
logged into your facebook account and sending friend requests to transexuals
←Rate |
01-19-2010 22:36
Comments (0)
Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life
←Rate |
02-03-2010 01:11 by Luka
Comments (0)
But what was he doing the first one who subscribed to Facebook?
←Rate |
03-07-2010 13:36
Comments (0)